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Careful! Forum experts say Redmond is great. Are we sure that the linesman has his distance glasses on?

Hoping somehow we can either keep Ings or unearth some free scoring diamond from abroad for next season.

Oh no. What a miss. Great surging run Stu!

Careful! Forum experts will be here to scold you that giving the ball away is part of our cunning tactics...

I did. And then Ralph picked Redmond. He shouldn’t be anywhere near the matchday squad. Tella or even Obafemi in there for me.

Doing a victory lap now are you?

Great. I guess you have “know-it-all condescending wanker” prize in the bag then?

We’re gonna get fucking dicked 4-0!

Cunning plan by Ralph. He figures WHU will be laughing so much at our lop sided unbalanced team that we’ll waltz past them, and then blaze the ball into row Z...

You're right, those bastards are probably in cahoots!

Imagine you've got 2 neighbours. One plays loud shitty music day and night, lets his dog shit all over your driveway and frequently parks his shitty old car on your grass. Then there's the other neighbour who occasionally cuts your grass, helps you get your bins in, and picks up litter in the street. Unfortunately this neighbor vomited on your flower bed today. Which one are you most pissed off with?

Brighton 3-2 up on 10 man City, Nivea boy pulling the strings!

I think you'll be ok. West Ham away next..

All our deficiencies laid bare. Shit finishing when well on top Poor passing in final third when well on top Run out of steam and chasing shadows after about 70 minutes Weak goalkeeping, Alex was lucky to not get lobbed by Bamford when he came steaming out of goal and then lucky that Bamford didn't go down in the box. The 1-0 goal was utterly weak on his part, legs wide open. Defenders who doze off and have 1 or 2 calamitous mistakes in them per game. The two players behind the strikers offering nothing apart from scuffed shots or blazing it a mile over the bar.

That was just, uh...for fuck's sake!

We've had a least 2 on target.

The line drawing that they did to us, they just kept fucking drawing lines until it said we were off. The Bamford one was close, I assume they measured it, but why are they no longer showing it?

In retrospect maybe Ings should have got the first 45 and Adams the second. Crowd were always going to pump us up and would have been better to have a lethal striker on then and not now while we are fizzling out.

Ralph can see the biggest issue laid bare that he needs to fix. We have to get goals when we are so utterly on top and limit/eliminate these type of results.

They have moved away from the drawing of the lines. Typically we got royally shafted by it earlier when it was all the rage. Same with the handball rule, they fucking changed it mid-match to fuck us over! MLG notes: tongue in cheek...

1-0 down and we've taken off our most dangerous player and put on scuffmond!

Uggghhh. Weak from McCarthy, come on draw a bunch of lines and shit VAR!

Why do co-comms always refer to a player when they cheat? Fuck 0-1

Oh fuck! Ralph's made the Nathan for Nathan switch...

Playing some delightful stuff but that final shot/ball is lacking. Come on Saints, bury one!