OttawaSaint

Did I miss it and we hired Baldrick as head of tactics? I have a cunning plan sir...

What a great idea Ralph. Let’s play a high line and let every team just breeze past us and score. He probably has Son in his FPL.

Can’t believe I skipped a much needed lie in for this...

Are we actively trying to lose? Persistence with this ludicrous high line that all commentators and fans alike have spotted as being a problem. McCarthy trying to play sweeper. WTF is Ralph playing at?

Che Adams misses so many sitters.

Great they’ve touched the ball twice in our box and it’s 2-1. Wake the fuck up Saints. This high line is a great idea!

From the beach to the bench to a lovely leisurely stroll in the park...

Loads of goals today. The break seems to have been harder on defenders, some absolutely shocking defending (said in best Alan Hansen voice).

Wow, kudos to Lemina for getting stuck in, imposing himself on the game and inspiring Fulham to victory...oh wait, that didn’t happen, he just happened to be taking a stroll in Leeds for 20 minutes...

Just on, walking already, Leeds nearly score. What a lazy bugger. Too bad, he has talent but his head’s not there.

Lemina on. Fulham trying to throw the game?

Lol, 4-3 now. They’ve woken up.

Wow, Fulham are awful. Reed playing, Lemina having his tonic on the bench.

That’s nonsense. Leeds defender pulled his leg out of the challenge and the Fulham player put his foot in and went down to draw the penalty. Ridiculous, he literally moved his foot towards the withdrawing leg and let himself fall.

Ralph trying to be too smart with this suicidal high line. If it ain't broke...

FUCK'S SAKE!!

It's like they get all "billy big balls" and forget that it was hard work and discipline that had us playing better.

We finished last season so strongly. Thought we'd get off to a flyer this season given that the last one ended only a few weeks ago. It's the hope that kills you. FFS Saints!

Almost forgot about this. Looks like we fielded a strong lineup but are struggling.

Spurs just trying to unsettle him before we play them. Typical underhand tactics of those N London yobbos.

Dove in there. Could be in trouble... Im thinking red and he’s feigning injury to get away with it. Edit: yellow

And now just totally gave up and started walking. Luckily DCL offside.

My god he’s way off the pace, got totally done just now. Looks really unfit and like a little boy lost in that midfield.

Wonder if Hoj will go and clap the tarps and kiss the badge at the end?

Cracking game this Liverpool vs Leeds. Leeds look decent in attack but weak at the back. DAZN has that annoying cock sucker of a commentator that sounds like he swallowed a dictionary.