OttawaSaint

Ffs Long, pass to a Saint.

Great goal!

Wtf?!? Ref is having a ‘mare. Handball and Rashford kicked it out and gets a corner.

HT Have to do better. Utd are not playing that well but our squad has been diluted so badly that it feels like picking a really **** team in FIFA with no pace or shooting ability. We see plenty of the ball but just can’t seem to do anything with it. Very frustrating!

JWP muffing his crosses now. Frustrating, we were in a great position there.

You’re not missing much, Ings and Adams worked the ball into a decent area and then ****ed it up.

**** I’d forgotten about Cedric’s crossing, gah!

Getting more of the ball but United just muscling us off the ball in danger areas.

We’re barely getting out of our half right now.

Theee in three for Danso...yellow cards that is.

Is Bertrand really completely out of the squad due to being punished by Ralph?

Is Bertrand really completely out of the squad due to being punished by Ralph?

Did Ralph mention Bertrand at all?

Took me three reads of this and trying various famous tunes to realize that it wasn’t a new song he’d come up with.

I hope our squad and staff’s vaccinations are up to date...

Great playing in a new ground too. I mean that decrepit tip that the former Poopy team played in must have been scrapped and put out of its misery by now right....right

Holy ****!

Holy ****!!! P*mp*y away!!!! ...would be fun...

Shelvey's pen saved... but Barnes' saved too, but then Newcastle have another saved!

Bournemouth 'keeper has saved 3 Forest Green penalties!

FFS! Long and Ings having a shocking miss competition.

Missing chances to put this to bed. Ings 1 on 1 and the a free header for Yoshi.

****! Has Obafemi done his hammy again?

Get in!!!! Oba from Reds!!!

Love the League cup, gives our resident trolls a chance to rotate the baiting attempts, blood some new routines etc.