OttawaSaint

Wolves were just inches away from the lead. Only a matter of time. Brighton barely committing any men forward.

Lol. Took Ederson out of FPL team...clean sheet!

Right on cue, just like ring sting after a night of drinking, hot wings and jalapeño poppers.

Saints - 43 points - 14th Relegated - Cardiff - 36 points Champions - Liverpool Other two CL spots - Arsenal and Spurs Promoted - Norwich and Sheffield Utd Playoff winner - Villa FA Cup - Man City Champions League Final - Barcelona beat Ajax Pompey - Lose playoff semi Eurovision - Umm no idea, Latvia?

Oh boy! The gulls must be bricking it now.

Pretty much same as he was here. He could beat players but didn't have the quickness of thought to see a run and make the decisive pass or when/where to shoot. He just took too long and when he did, the opening was gone. He just wanted to double back and beat players.

Nah, were identical to Swansea, in free fall.

I can imagine. Probably like what it would be here if the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup. Wall to wall fellating.

Wonder how much that’d net us in bonus clauses...

Relegation awaits for our forum expert. Bold strategies this season but: - Saints/Swansea comparison debacle - Leicester - trashing of Redmond/JWP - Silva Identical to Alpine who was relegated last season

Don't forget, we're just like Swansea. Identical. We're doomed!

3-1 Was offside too...

Really, I’d heard we were basically Swansea and were bracing for relegation...

Great! Then we can all cheer on Cardiff vs Liverpool:)

Might as well just delete those Saints fixtures from this thread. It’s between Cardiff and BHA now.

JWP instantly better once he was shifted up. Poses a bit of a conundrum for RH.

I know eh? Crazy how often he gets totally robbed. Also JV must be due a powerful headed goal from a corner, he absolutely launches himself at the ball.

Cardiff would need 9pts more than us over a 5 game stretch. They’ve managed 28pts in 33 matches. It just isn’t going to happen.

We’re safe, 5 games left. No way Cardiff get 9 more points than us.

8pts ahead of Cardiff, 5 to play, we’re safe.

If Carlsberg did football scores!

WE ARE STAYING UP WE ARE STAYING UP!

If Cardiff score now, BHA will be utterly bricking it. If they aren’t already. Edit: 2-0 Burnley, 0-5 Bournemouth.

Tried a mazy run into box, couldn’t decide what to do when he got there.

Looked like cramp but he was giving his hamstring a feel as he went off.