OttawaSaint

I need a second. To compose my ****ing self.

Jangling of nerves. Players seem more nervous than me. FFS see this out Saints.

Calm down Merry Dave, you're killing me!

When it went in, I couldn't tell from the commentary. Was waiting for "flag up" or something like that. Took me an age to realise we'd actually scored. A few odd looks at my roar.

FFS there'll be a tonne of stoppage time too with the Bednerek injury.

What will you do with the other 18 minutes?

****, I'm a wreck now.

Breathe. Might need to get closer to the panic button. At work and we have 2 defibs here.

Yesssssss!!!!!!!

4 at the back now.

Knew this would happen. We've ****ed away too many chances in other "must win" games and there's too much to do with players with such fragile confidence. Going to be 0-0 or 1-0 them.

Holding of HT for Hughsie to work his magic.

So much for Swansea trying for a draw, they are all over us. Saints sound terrible. Too nervous?

Radio commentary makes it seem we can't get out of our half. Are we that badly under the cosh?

Cos it's Saints.

Sounds like the defense are nervous.

Weather reports. Lovely sunny and warm here 21C.

LOL. Solent just mentioned Ottawa!

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COME ON YOU SAINTS!!!

Just in case

There's a steam of sweat coming from my brow, not sure how reliable it is. ****ing bricking it!

Grab this opportunity lads. You've been labelled clueless and lazy all season. Now is the time to erase those labels and go down in Saints folklore. Sprint through the finish line, no easing up until after the final whistle. Leave it all out there! COME ON SAINTS!!!!

Liking him more and more, he doesn't stand for **** or suffer fools.

Hour and 15 to go. ****ing D-day! Come on Saints, don't bottle this, ****ing get at 'em and get those 3 points!