OttawaSaint

Dear oh dear. I bet Evertons finishing won’t be as bad as this when we go there.

Not answering the questions again. If you were so sure we were spiralling out of control why didn’t you tell the people that matter?

Taider sent off for Montreal Impact tonight.

Why were you warning us on a message board. Should you not have taken your concerns to Mr Reed, Mr Kruger and Ms Liebherr? Thanks a bunch Dalek you and your friends have sunk our club by not acting. If you see a fire do you call 999 or do you post about it on a message board containing no firemen?

Maybe your grip is too strong. How many knuckles are you showing?

Dream on, that’d require our current shower of lazy ****s to actually score a goal...

Still fuming at how we capitulated without so much as a whimper. Even at 2 and 3-0 down no one said “come on lads, we might still lose but let’s just ****ing get stuck in and use it as practice for the next game”. No they clock watched, eager to just get down the tunnel and away from the ground.

Pied did ok when he featured. The bar is so low, “ok” would win it.

Laid out like that we look truly ****ed. I know it’s just psychology but I can’t even see us scoring let alone winning a game. No doubt there’ll be some shock results in there too, just have to hope it’s us getting the shock win(s).

Our blind squirrel has to find a nut or two...

Only Boufal on our team is capable of that but he doesn’t even try that anymore. Not an ounce of confidence in our players, they get the ball and **** themselves. Some of them look like they don’t want the ball.

What a corker by Ericsson. Great work by Dele Alli to keep the ball in.

Oh dear Lloris.

What are those weird upside down M things on Chelsea and Spurs’ last 5 form guide?

Arsenal were terrible for 75 minutes until they got that soft pen. We just need to keep them off the scoresheet and frustrate them...oh...never mind then...

Stoke totally losing their heads. Wish our lot would have shown some spirit though.

Shoves him over, sees flag, hears whistle. Oh thanks ref a free kick, I’ll just take it from here. Lol.

3-0. That’ll do nicely. Don’t fancy our chances there though.

Another pen. Hate when players grab the ball like that though.

2-0. Exquisite finish.

Stoke look streets ahead of us. We are just awful.

Yessss!!!

Soft one too.

Penalty Arsenal!

El Nehny with the Tadic special, straight at the keeper...