OttawaSaint

I have a feeling we’ll nick this one...

I imagine Mope to be like Father Ted in that episode where they kill one bishop, one gets the holy stone of clonrickart stuffed up his arse and another leaves the priesthood and Ted exclaims “Well I think that went quite well”.

Was hoping that we’d come out utterly pumped up and have a real go them, fire up the crowd and just go balls to the wall. Instead we stroll out without a care in the world looking like we are getting ready to discuss cardigan patterns at a church fete.

We love Liverpool so much that we’re not working them too hard to keep them fresh for Europe.

Fixed.

I’ve had my fill of this shower of ineffective ****s. Not an ounce of fight in them. Did they even watch how Swansea beat them?

Shame we don’t have anyone capable of tucking it away like that. Long would have passed it to the keeper, Austin wouldn’t have got there. It’d have been on Gabbi’s wrong foot. Tadic would have put it wide, Davis over, Hoj hit crossbar, Prowse curled it the wrong side of post. Ugh.

****

This.

Somebody show Prowse how to head the ball please!

What?

Carillo good header but straight at keeper. JWP close!

They not booking divers these days?

Hoedt must think he’s auditioning for them. Had a shocker so far. Calm down ffs.

Awful, no fight. It’s like they’ve been watching the earlier matches and said, “oh well, that’s that then”.

Big game, all our rivals stepping up. Saints just freeze like rabbits in the headlights, the image of our pathetic coach. Liverpool will barely break a sweat today.

After how good Newcastle were, this is laughable. **** off Saints.

What a pathetic mess.

Well done hoj

Shaky start.

Ffs. Jammy Newcastle at the death.

Twice off the line. Not our day is it. Lol.

So if we stay up and he doesn’t sign then is it a broken Promes? Coat procured...where’s the door?

Great block on Adam after the penalty was saved. Go down as a bad miss though.

Calm down.