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Austin on!! We’re saved!!

Compared to their expectations. They are scoring goals and winning games. Something we struggle to do.

What was that free kick. Apologeticly floated up. Then a real chance to score, a confident player surges into the box and buries it. I don’t like the body language of our players, look utterly defeated.

I’d add VVD and Cedric to that list, oh and Romeu.

So depressing, same **** every week and the likes of Burnley and Bournemouth doing really well.

So what do we aim for? 3 forward passes in a row, a corner, force a save, ff makes a save?

In the delivery room: “Holy **** look at that ****!” “Umm Dr. You should know better to use the medical term “vagina”, but yes there has been some tearing. “Actually I was referring to the baby” “Baby Heisenberg, what a cute name”

Two bogies and a snowman on that par 5. You’re getting better!

Sorry, was struggling with a hard on.

Yesss. Luckily I now have the half time break to deal with the hard on it produced.

Puel 4 games vs pool, 2 wins, 4 clean sheets. MoPe 45 minutes, getting humped, no game plan, no shape, no hope.

Now THAT is the kind of ball our midfield should be playing. It’s so simple. Instead we feed it out side, slow it down and then swing in a high hopeful cross. This has 5 or 6 nil written all over it.

Reckon we could stay out during half time and Long, Boufal, Tadic and Redmond would just trip over each other and not score. This season has been one long boring toothless match.

One of the first things they tell kids is not to run across your own goal with the ball. Pathetic from Tadic. Laughably bad. He’s not been the same since that nose injury. Awful. Sub him.

Jack cork with a goal for Burnley.

****. Come on. NO MORE HIGH CROSSES! Two chances to fizz in a low one there. What the chocolatey **** is MoPe telling them to do?

Only a matter of time before pool score and after that it’s going to get ugly.

His foot is already in Liverpool.

In fairness you’re usually at that point after the first 3 minutes of the first preseason game.

I want us to play way more positively than this. A real chance for Redmond to bust a gut back inside and have a ball threaded through but it’s safety first straight to feet on the byline.

They mentioned our 4 clean sheets and two 1-0 wins last season. Puel out!

Don’t know why we bother with high crosses. Meat and drink to the big cbs we face week in week out. Keep it on the deck and fizz it in.

Keystone cops.

Was Tadic even touched there? Hard to see how he’d be in angony after that.

Looks like he is using a tombola to pick the forward 4 this season.