OttawaSaint

There it is.

Ugh. Davo couldn’t keep it down.

Townsend bemoaning Saints putting players in positions they don’t like, should go 2 up top.

Come on Saints, send Glasgow to the golf course.

Lol @ Cedric. His crosses with his stronger foot are ****e, not sure why he even bothers trying a left footed one. Another promising possession wasted.

****ing Cedric. Leave now. ****!

Cedric made a cross. Gabbi misses.

Ugh. Swing it onto VVDs head. Wtf was that?

Enjoyed (is that the right word) the last 20 or so minutes. Keep it up Saints.

Cut to a dingy basement in Govan where a crusty neck beard crosses “no shots on target” off a notepad. He runs his sausage-like fingers through his greasy mop before circling “no wins vs top 6 in 13 tries”.

Pat on the head for FF. That’s better command of box. Ooohh redders close.

It seems like the general malaise has affected some more than others. Cedric and Bertrand Tadic all very poor for quite some time.

Great move. Derseved a goal.

Redders on the right. Great chance bouf

Parfait. Bonne santé.

Better from Redmond. Ball won’t settle down in area.

Composure lacking. Keep thinking, something has to give, something has to spark us but game after game it’s the same game.

Ugh, crying out for a quick through ball there. So slow to react.

About as much use as a trapdoor in a canoe at the moment.

Shouldn’t you be ordering in French?

So utterly mediocre. His crossing is atrocious. Not a very good defender either. If his name was Colin Soars he’d be nowhere near the team.

Cedric so wasteful. I can’t really see this guy’s upside.

Phew. Batman can dry his tears.

Nice skill by bouf

Doh. After grappling with kodi for 20 minutes it dawned on me you are only 4 hours ahead at the moment (our clocks go back tonight). Match hasn’t started.