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He did pretty well but passed up a shooting chance that was in a similar position to the cracker he scored against Sunderland. Dunno why he didn’t try a shot.

I’m normally positive and optimistic but these last few months have worn me down. Usually you can see what we’re trying to do and realize that it’ll come good with time. Not this time, we are in seriously deep ****. The only shining light has been Lemina. We need to do something drastic, and soon to right this ship. Remember when Koeman was having a terrible run, he changed the formation, brought in different players, youngsters hungry to succeed and we beat Everton and pushed on from there? We need some of that thinking right now. I like Redmond, but at the moment it’s not working, I like Tadic, but again he’s been way off what we know he can do since he bust his nose. If we keep playing like this, we will have to rely on 3 teams being worse, that’s not a good way to be in this league.

No doubt we’ll get fed a video of Tadic and Boufal scoring beautiful free kicks in training and Redmond and Bertrand blasting in past Stuart Taylor, smiles all round as Davis shows awareness and calmness to slot home. We’ll get a Cedric says “we need to work as a team” article and all will be gravy until next game when clueless MP shoehorns the wrong players into the wrong formation and we pass back to the halfway line every time we get into a threatening position. A couple of panic substitutions where we have 5 up front all swinging aimlessly at the ball in stoppage time should tie us over and give a glimmer of excitement until the next borefest of synchronized laziness from Tadic and his best pal Cedric down the right.

Manager’s way out of his depth. Same turgid slow sideways no cutting edge **** game after game after game. We are in big trouble. At least with Puel we could defend, now we can’t score, can’t defend and serve up the same Shiite boring slow crap that’s easy for even the weak teams to play against. Spurs, City, Chelsea will tear us a new one if we don’t improve soon.

Don’t care what anyone says, Cedric is a waste of space.

Cocks! Shot ourselves in the foot. ****ing Saints.

And there’s Cedric again. What a miss.

Couple of close chances there. Just doesn’t seem to break for us in these goalmouth scrambles.

Shoulda shot.

There for the taking, we were buzzing after the goal and then that. Ffs. So ****ing ****ed off.

Cedric, can’t pass, can’t shoot, can’t cross, **** defensively. Slows the whole team down with Tadic. Garbage.

Ffs Cedric, you absolute donkey. Saying this for ages. Hopeless brings nothing to the team.

Ohhhh Yoshi, so close.

Come on Saints, let’s have a Boufal screamer to win this!

Lemina is awesome!!! Well played.

Us!

Yoshi shows em. Just hit it. Tadic would have brought it down, turned, waited waited waited, lazily passed it to Cedric who’d have sent his cross into row z

Yoshi to the attacking players “easy as that mother****ers!!!”.

Yoshi!!!!!!

First half was encouraging, this second is abject. Same ****ty little passes over and over, if we somehow stretch them we let them regroup and start over. I’m gong to break some furniture.

Easy peasy for Stoke. Saints try the game little passes into the box, just pack the edge of the box and crowd them out.

**** off Cedric.

Gabbi come on. Hopefully we change the formation.

Against Stuart Taylor.

Heading practice this week. We’ll see a video of them burying header after header against Stuart Taylor on Facebook and a article with “we’ve got to be braver with headers says Dusan Tadic”.