OttawaSaint

Oh man, my sides are aching, hes getting utterly destroyed...

"moy spiwichwual ome weally..." "twiffic club" "daan to the bare bones"

This is it, they are deliberately trying to jinx us...

AL: Taxi for a Mr Fellani...

NBC commentary here was first rate, they were full of praise for saints, noticed the frosty reception that the Utd fans were giving their team, said "no more than they deserve" when we equalised and said that we would be the more likely to grab a winner too.

time and time again we let ourselves down with that final ball in the last 3rd...

In Canada they won't do it below a certain age (low 20s) unless you take some sort of counciling course so that you understand the ramifications. They also advise those with newborns to wait until the baby is 9 months old (just in case it dies and you want another baby but have had a vasectomy so can't without a reversal - sorry to write that but it happens). The doctor who did mine is famous in Ottawa known as the Vacetomy King, he is pretty funny too, you have to masturbate at least 3 times a week during the wait to test for sperm and he gave one of my friends a prescription to give to his wife with "blowjobs, 3 times weekly" written on it...

Had mine done over here. They use a needle-less anesthetic and a scalpel-less technique. Anesthetic was the worst part,like someone pinging a rubber band on your sack 5 or 6 times. After that all I couldn't feel a thing. Saw (and smelt) the two puffs of smoke as he cauterized and he sealed the tiny incision with glue. All over in about 20 minutes. Had to put an ice pack on my plums when I got home and wear a jock for 2 weeks. Only felt the odd twinge that first day and was back running and playing soccer within 2 weeks. Weirdest bit is that after 3 months they have you "send them a sample" and you do it by mail. They gave me a special vial and an addressed envelope to sent it to them. Felt a bit weird posting my jizz through a letter box. I am sure this is a daily occurrence for folks like Bearsy...

Easy! Saints all the way. England team is full of cvnts. Would be funny to see Gerrard and Rooney crying...

Boruc just conceded a Ukraine goal...

Seriously? Here's a clue...."I would love it"

OSVALDO!!!! Stick that in your pipe!!!

Replay in HD, brilliant decision, Chamak dove before he even got to boruc...

It was Morgan, great headed effort over stranded keeper, great clearance by Ward. Game's on the TV over here...

We won, so the doom merchants and WUMs stay away. Lard had a good go at it mind...

No-one flicks like Gaston No-one kicks like Gaston No-one ****es off Sanchez, Alpine and Turks like Gaston

Poor in the final third again. What is it with Lallana? good all over the pitch except in the penalty box where he fluffs the ball every time, seems to have n confidence and ****s himself when he gets a look at goal...

You bought a mail order bride?

Love it if one of our players came out with, "no, we're **** really, hoping to score again at some point, wouldn't bank on it, Osvaldo can barely find his own arse with both hands let alone the back of the net. I'm just here for the laughs, got a grand on us getting only 5 goals this season..."

I find the style of football in the Prem to be really poor. There isn't the excitement that there used to be and games often reach half time at 0-0. Maybe with all the money at stake teams are less likely to throw caution to the wind.

Midtable after a decent start with 5 points on the board.

Ooh a big 5 goals in our first 4 last season (one of them a consolation at that [14 conceded])...hold me back!

Didn't that happen on this forum too? Someone came out and no-one gave a ****, or did I dream that?

Considering the ones we have had turned down so far as well...it stinks

That'll come in handy if we sign Ronaldo and there is a power failure during a Saints game, covering all the bases, I like it!