Bearsy

i would never publicly criticise someone. People who do that, like e.g. Tokyo-Saint are f*cking w*nkers - what a prat he is yo! Ugly too, v.ugly he makes me sick + I mostly only look at him from behind. I pity the fool that is have to look at his dumb face. C*nt.

honesty, intelligence + heterosexuality

tokyos isn't a real saints fan. Tokyos favourite team is Man City. He heard about Man City when he was a kid struggling with his sexuality and he thought omg i would love to live in Man City, it sounds awesome! pap pls can you confirm which type of troll i'm doing here pls

i have license to kill threads

yeah i spose, we may never find out why there is insufficient babygrows to fulfil market demands and it's All My Fault. I am v.quick to apologise when someone is angar bout my trolling tho, and i generally leave them alone after that! I mean, secretly I think they're a bit precious but i don't ever say nothing bout it. I like to think I'm Mostly Harmless.

i got Told Off yesterday for ruining a thread about stock levels of saints branded babygrows. I spose I was being Topic Dilution

sorry bro, i weren't purposely trying to ruin ur thread honest, I will go and annoy people in other corners of the internet instead!

hmm i feel like you're telling me off, jasonb. You do it in such polite fashion i find it hard to take offence tho! I will try to limit my worst abuses of your mother's tongue in future, even tho tbh she has never really objected.

i would like to do loads of polls, but you need dumb mods to set them up for you + mods is v.lazy + never respond to my poll requests! Why is we not allowed to do our own polls? I have three or four polls that i want to do just about tokyos!

if they turn up in away colours then, you know, mrs davey is got some explaining to do

why is someone been mugging off my grandmas again? fuckin cheek yo! I will end the mofo when i found out who it was that is mugging off my spelings! Spill! it really makes me angar! I have ready prepared response for these situations tho it runs as follows: Some people when they meet a talking bear is like omg, a talking bear! Some people like, xxxx (whoever is mug me off), is like, yeah but his grammars is awful

Can we have a naming competition for these twins pls? I am thinking Nicola + Markus, but I feel a bit bad for the kid stuck with Nicola. Dell & Marys is my other option, but has similar problem. Pls post ur suggestions, and then we will have poll and davey will be honour-bound to accept judges decision for the naming of his twin boys.

pah no stripes saint davey tho mate, if you need someone to come over to ur singapore bar & do work experience + look after the ladyboys while ur on paternity leave... i am available pls

the teacher story seems suspicious to me, i find it odd that her name is Ian Walker.

Wouldn't wipe my arse with that bank.

There must have been a limit on that Johnson clause tho ain't it? I can't imagine it was open ended, you would prop put a limit of 5 years or something in the wording cos otherwise you would have skates chasing you down in 2048 when Johnson is been retired for 30 yrs.

i like how that photo neatly illustrates the cultured football you can experience in league 2. did rickie lambart score?

i did as well cos i think poyet is good manager, but their next 4 games is Spurs, Everton, Man City + Chelsea. Gonna be v.tight i reckon.

is that really the sort of thing frenchies pay to watch? Sick frenchies! Poor noble bear, did he ever imagine when he was roaming the forests of bavaria that one day he would be mounted on pedestal in liberace's bedroom with a stinking frenchman inside him, urinating + eating cheese. Poor noble bear

ugh topps is shite, i will deffo be collecting the panini world cup stickers tho if anyone is interested in swaps send me pm

I'm saying the team that finishes 4th will be better than the team that finishes 8th but happens to win a cup. Wanting Saints to be a better team is you know, not a derisible ambition IMO. PPL on here still talk glowingly bout the time we was the 2nd best team in England, it was before my time but it seems like they quite enjoyed watching that team

I'm kind of glad i didn't swap places with Sunderland when i had the chance tbh. They look in big trouble.

Here is logic: Even shit teams win cups, winning cup don't mean ur special team & can easily be flash in pan like with Wigan or Portsmouth. You have to have a really good team to finish 4th tho! If we have a team good enough to finish 4th we have more chance of keeping them together + then cup runs will naturally follow. I'd still sooner have my day out at Wembs tho! I'm more grasshopper than ant.

ain't it that hans gruber said our ambition is to "maximise our potential". He said it like three or four times. It seems a pretty realistic ambition IMO. I would be v.happy if we maximise our potentials.

tbf on ole moyes he didn't have much choice last night, if they'd tried to go toe to toe with bayern they would've got tonked. His tactics worked out pretty well i thought, they could easily have won that dumb game. If we ever get to play Bayern i wouldn't be turning my nose up at a 1-1 draw, even if we is only getting 25% possession.