Bearsy

i was v.lucky, i only bought him cos Arsene Wenger was outbid me on some player called Rondon. Arsene Wenger really loves Rondon, he signs him all the time. Ponch should maybe look at Rondon if our bid for Mitrovic falls through.

i reckon we're gonna win world cup + when we do the likes of S-Clarke & Berudenot2 will not be permitted to enjoy it because of their harsh words + pessimisms. They will be in football jail for crimes against ENGLAND

you'd think missing the target with 5 chances in the first 20 mins would impact on ur ability to score a 10.0. I like the all Rod look to left wing tho.

i bought Mitrovic on football manager + he was aces. Hopefully ponch is also playing football manager to keep up with the latest scouting infos.

i deffo throw away more fruits + veg than i actually eat. I mean some vegetables i suppose aren't such a problem, such as potato chips or tomato ketchup, but something needs to be done about fruits in particular. I'm looking at you, pears!

if baby jesus wanted me to eat fresh vegetables he would have made them taste more nice. I quite like fruits, but fruits is v.difficult to catch right with regards to ripeness, i.e. with bananas you only have like a 20 minute window between when they're too green & they're too yellow, and you never know when that's gonna fall. Quite often it's like at 2am or whatever.

i googlesed some facts yo! the world record transfer fee for a defender is £35.3m The world record for a teenager is £32.5m The world record for a left back is £25.2m Edit: Add them together + we should be asking £93m IMO

erm it's after 12pm now so joke is on you yo!

must've been his mate took that one, you can tell from her expression that Russell is behind

I dunno you can see that Luke's hair is coming on leaps and bounds, and all credit to Ponch + the coaching team for that. If you look at what he was sporting only a couple of years ago it's clear to me that in a couple of years Shaw could easily have world class hair

i actually heard that NC had a load of child sized underground tunnels installed throughout the site and he scurried around them like a rat, popping his head up through manhole covers to check that no-one was slacking. Now he is gone the underground tunnel network is almost completely redundant

his hair tho windows, surely you cannot countenance rodriguez hair-do? His hair is no better than League 1 standard IMO

i think that masterpiece of business decision making went down like this: Architect: Here is ur designs for a £15m academy NC: No! I want this, and change this, and add that. Architect: Ok here is ur designs for a £30m academy NC: Tks KL: WTF?

you can't tell me that Russell Brand never took pics+videos. I wish I worked at his boots.

if walcott stayed he would now have a Johnstone Paint 2010 winners medal in his sock draw, rather than what he has at the moment, which is just socks.

In a world where almost everyone is Tom Cruise...

tks g-boy. I am a bit familiar with Warner Herzog but i ain't seen that one. I will check it out!

that's deep bro. Balls deep.

the effort they've gone to make up all those supposed team names & badges etc is pretty funny! I like how FC Seoul closed down in 2004 and also how one of them (al jazira) is a tv station amazed anyone fell for this tbh

generally it is v.amusing to see anyone get kicked in the balls. Try it in ur personal life, next person you see, ur grandad or ur boss or whatever, give them a firm kick in the ole clackers. I guarantee that if you follow this method you will achieve satisfactory results.

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Nick Nack was just an employee, but he didn't act like one. Over time he had begun to act in his own interests, and actively plot against his employer. His aim was always to take over the organisation. He told us as much, so there can be no question about this. "If you kill him, all this will be mine" - that is a direct quote yo! Thing is tho after JB took out scaramanger the whole island caught fire, so Nick Nack was a bit left with egg on his face in this regards tbh

is ur real name really dick hole? i mean srsly? Edit: hale, soz. Impertinent. I've just noticed that ur not the person that done the original complaint. Did two people really complaint? Is there any more that complainted bout this?

i still find it v.hard to believe that not a single passenger had Find My Phone app installed on their iphones

v.concerned bout this now, has anyone got any ideas for fundraising??? Obv i spose we can have buckets out at SMS, that would eat into it a bit but remember we do need to raise £27m so that is quite a lot of buckets! Maybe if all the fans could pay £1000 like at portsmouth? True fans like at portsmouth would have no problem with this. Makes you think about the financial mis-management of our club tho doesn't it! If ur £27m in debt should you really be going to local hospitals giving out free printers + easter eggs??? Also hans gruber prob should look at bringing back parking charges + ticket taxes, dunno if we can afford to write off those income streams right now.