Bearsy

good job for a skate, cash business, plenty of opportunity to do the old tax man down

great to read that he's got good length. Pleased for the lad! It's something that's been lacking in the squad since Jaidi retired.

Tks Charlie for taking this thread seriously, ur history ties in pretty much with how I would have imagined! Prob you knew bletch at school? Pls send this in to Big Kat, it will add a touch of class to what I imagine are prob a v.dry set of submissions collected so far!

Oh sigh I got flushed again! I thought it was gonna be v.main board thread bout emotions + stories bout why people love saints! If I'd known it was gonna get flushed I'd have included more tits! Sometimes, you know I feel bit persecution. If anyone else started thread bout same subject it wouldn't get flushed. I'm a lot like Jesus, no-one took his main board threads seriously either

Nah I couldn't cos of Markus, i wouldn't want Katharina reading jokes bout dead dads. I wouldn't want to make her feel bad, I'm quite sensitive really!

No probs, I would genuine be interest to read stories bout u & my other saintsweb bros! You can even make them more plausible if you like!

Dear Kathy Leibherrs, I started going to Saints games with my dad, which I suppose is something I have in common with 1000s of other fans. I mean not that they went with my dad, they probably went with their own dads. If my dad fathered 1000s of other saints fans in addition to myself, he always kept it quiet. Worried about child support probably. He was a black guy, my dad, and known locally for his massive afro haircut which, for some reason, he always dyed bright green. "Woody" they used to call him because he looked like a great oak in summertime. He always felt safe at the dell tho, even in football's blackest days (or whitest days depending how you look at it) no-one ever gave him grief at Southampton. He used to say if he wanted to eat a banana at the dell he would generally have to bring his own. He was a big saints fan though! My dad knew absolutely everything there is to know about Southampton. What colours they play in, how many European Cups they had won, anything you'd care to mention. He just really loved the saints. Always. He used to say, there is nothing that will ever stop me going to St Mary's. My dad died in 2004. He had been saying for years, "If that useless plank Lundekvam ever scores a f*cking goal I'll jump in the river itchen." That of course happened vs Wolves 3rd April 2004. I was with him at the time, I tried to stop him but he took a nose dive off the Itchen bridge. I threw what i thought was a white life buoy after him but it turned out to be a tonne bag of ballast which got entangled around the yellow bulb of his penis and dragged him to his watery grave. I might have turned my back on the saints at that time. I was quite upset. However saints are a club that cares for its community and they very quickly decided to redesign the club badge in memorium to my father. When I look at it now, when I see my father and his green Afro drowning in the itchen with a tonne bag tied to the bulb of his penis I feel, not pride exactly, but something close to it. I feel respect. Yours, Brian Earsy Saints Fan In memorium Clive Earsy 1966-2004 RIP

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/17032014-home-heart-stories-1427713.aspx Have you guise sent ur stories in? 100s of you have apparently! I'm gonna write mine now & I dare say it will be full of sex & intrigue! A real page turner! If you like u can post ur stories here so we can criticise ur grammar etc pls

this year's home kit is one of the best ever imo

i wrote a treatment on the Rickie Lambart story a while back. I ain't had a lot of interest from the major studios as yet but if you could run it past ur american colleagues i would be grateful pls http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/the-rickie-lambert-story.html

i'm gonna be more selective what times i post so next time bletch looks it will spell fuck boner, or a txt speak word or a misspeeling or something

it is ridiculous tho, i see plastic chairs on sell at homebase or wherever for like £20. People hear that Liebherr has got a few quid + all of sudden they want 3 large! ****ing joke

i believe he wants tickets for him + his mate, Hitler. I am surprised tho, Hitler won't like it at Spurs...

Brazilians turn on bears also

Edit: combo of bra + arse, which is two of my specialist subject!

Mugs. I got my sofa + armchair (total 4 seats) for bout half that sum. It is all leather too and also the armchair is one of them electric reclining jobs.

roy will deffo take at least 5 forwards cos we're playing 4-3-3. First choice starters will be Rooney, Sturridge + Wellbz. Lambart or Carroll is toss up, one or the other. Rodriguez will be battling it out with Sterling & Townsend.

if i was giving awards for tv, and tbh i prob am, these would be my nominees: Best Sex + Violence: Banshee Game of Thrones Best Lols: Freaks and Geeks It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Best Show that when I mention it people give me blank-face Him & Her Nathan For You

ur good at these Halo, ur contributions almost make this thread worth reading!

a bit of light grooming is essential IMO! I mean I'm not going to extremes, I'm not going bald or doing patterns, but neatness in these matters is by-word. I would consider it v.bad manners to point my groin into a bird's face if it resembled birds nest or pap's morning barnet. Also, a short + neatly trimmed bush creates illusion of additional shaft length. This is important to me, i have always wanted additional shaft length.

i don't think we have to worry too much bout lovren, cos nutsacks have amazing restorative powers. One time i was grooming my nutsack with an electric razor and the loose skin of my ballbag bunched up past the guide and mangled itself in the mechanism. It was an extremely traumatic + bloody experience! I thought i would be out of action for 6-8 weeks however i had not counted on the amazing restorative powers of nutsacks. Within mere hours the wounds were healed with barely a scab to show for it! This demonstrates the amazing restorative powers of nutsacks. pictures available on request

that was a thinker, lighthouse. I got there in the end tho + I'm v.proud of myself!

i love it when you guise talk bout the old days i never know if ur making these names up!

clearly a muppet, you can see a concentration on the midweek evening that coincides with BAP! don't think it's me tho.