Bearsy

i watched it bout 12 times cos i was studying different members of the audience, looking for signs of life. I didn't find much, the unconscious chap in the red jumper back row left was awakened briefly but not so much as to even nudge his neighbour, let alone stand up and clap ironically, like i would have done.

i would, but then i expected baines to move in the summer. I've got a feeling that it will become more common for smaller prem clubs to hang on to their players, purely cos everyone in the prem has got so much dollar that they can hold out for mega money + buying clubs ain't gonna want to keep paying massively over the odds.

how many prem chairmans could you even name? General Levy @ Spurs Huw Jenkins @ Swansea Randy Lerner @ Aston Villa (i had beer with Paul Faulkner chief executive one time ) I'm prob a bit stuck after that tbh. i prob know some more owners but i'm not sure if they're chairmans. Is Delia chairman? I haven't even learned the name of our chairman yet, he's still hans grueber in my head.

there is truth in that i spose, i know everything bout nothing + nothing bout everything. If someone cornered me asking bout e.g. this situation i would prob just go Crimea river yo, but that would be to cover my embarrassment bout not even knowing who Crimea is

don't sell urself short barry, you could seriously bore me on almost any subject

bloody mums always slagging off cortese. The likes of bridge too far should be shamed of herselfs

good work by the uglies

i reckon the books can only be in a mess on purpose. A banker is hardly likely to mess them up by accident. Something nefarious going on IMO.

I agree with ur sentiment, but i could never have complete confidence in someone unable to keep track of their own spoons.

Adam Lallana has got more winner's medals than Walcott, Bale + Oxlaide-Chamberlain put together.

what a kiss arse

positive news can't be libellous glasgow. Check law or whatever.

someone clearly thinks we're open to offers ain't it, dunno if it's the buying clubs or the media or both. Hope it's just speculation tho! Maybe Bik Kat thinks of the £30m+ of debt she wrote off and thinks she'd quite like to have her dollar back. You couldn't blame her, £30m would come in handy in these straightened times.

at the mo I'd be so pumped if we just kept our best players + maybe made a cup final or something. I will accept league title tho if ur offering.

roll up roll up everything must go! Can't see mourinho giving game time to an 18yo striker tho. Spose he'll find himself loaned out to Birmingham or something.

stands to reason that if ur turnover is £30m plus and ur here 5 years, ur gonna spend around £150m. FACTS goatboy.

they'll be down there tomoz nicking the printer

onde está jose?

yeah but do you have any topless pls

oh whatever tokyos. I thought crapper had signed for a MLS team also. i may be out of date, but I'm trying to keep track of my provisional 2020 Champions League winning squad.

where's that little lad who impressed me that one time. Wassisname. Joan Sims. Is he injure or something?

"buyer beware of ponytail hair"

how dare you

that cardiff new stand does look shite tho. It's gonna be bloody freezing sat up on that with no roof etc.

are wolves getting better attendances after their stadium expansions? Genuine question no trolls pls