Bearsy

Yes agreed both of you send me £1000 immediately & await further instructions

Like Bermuda says I would love wellbz! Wellbz is my favourite non saints player in the whole league! I think he's cool and he's athlete and he's skillz and he's hair! I think he would be crowd favourite, maybe not at first cos some people hate Man U & are angar bout England, but before long once everyone sees how great Wellbz is we would be seeing loads of high top fade in crowd at SMS!

Man U car crash has been hilarious this season! Feel a bit bad for moyes tho, there's no way a ref like Clattenburg would of dared give 3 pens if Ferguson was still there. Loved him bottling the fourth tho, and refusing to send Rafael off, helmet.

Glasgow is a bit naughty, he can be a bit mischief, but he's not evil. He likes a bet as much as the next guy but I can't really picture him turning up at goatboy's gaff with a carving knife ready to collect the virgin life of his firstborn daughter. I may be mistaken, but I don't think this prize would interest him. That said, I would call his bluff Glasgow. It's been ages since we had an infant sacrifice on saintsweb.

Ur cock would be more difficult to find tho tbf, it's nae bigger than a wee pink blade of grass

I don't give a f*ck if his cock fell off, he he still has to pay attention to the game!

I've never seen a pro footballer do what he done today. He fancied himself injured so he abandoned the game and started sauntering towards the bench, completely oblivious to the fact there was a ****ing football match going on. Shaw had to take a heavy tackle covering when someone tried to pass to the c*nt. Speaks volumes bout his attitude.

I'm going in a minute, we should organise a proper game tho, start a thread or something. You will need list of entrants + set the order of turns for players to post more dirty picture than the last, anyone to tap out is dbl gay. Fraction or ban ends game, that person is both winner+loser - what am i on about, you know the rules yo!

we prefer to say "pulled off" on saintsweb forum pls. I reckon the naarch canaries of nofuck are gonna get raped this sat. With shit team and shit manager and shit form they're positively asking for it, which i spose will be our defence in court if the rape gets reported.

wow such weasel not v.scared all our fractions is expire except for 1 , we can easily afford to take a minor fraction under the posting photos of sheathed penis by-law of saintsweb regulations, it's not a felony IIRC

wowzers i had no idea the Battle of Maze Hill kicked off as bad as that! omg the bit where that guy was getting frog marched off by po-po! I bet he didn't like it in prison much, all them sexy men in close quarters!

i'm quite interested bout the battle of maze hill at the moment! I would like to know more bout it cos is part of our common heritage and the traditions that make southampton great. Has duncan written a book bout it yet? Is anyone old enough to have been there or to remember it clearly???

he is got some cheek i tell you that! If i was dealt with as thoroughly as sour mash was dealt with, i would never show my face again! srsly! Has he no shame????

how many rolls of duck tape did u use up tokyos? I bet there is lot of padding yo!

how is sour mash even still posting? I thought he had been dealt with???

are you suggesting conspiracy pap? I heard there was loads of euro-sceptics on that malaysian plane. Also the helicopter crash in nofucks

tokyos sent me a selfie of himself by pm. He is wearing a duck-tape penis pouch and aviator hat. He made me promise not to show anyone, but i am temptation. Is this the sort of thing u would like to see?

ur very quick to condemn cup half empty people, yet you refuse to make any comment bout pedos. Ur silence on this subject speaks volumes imo.

good news for the back stabbing cheating labour ****s

this is information i could have used in january, ponch. I was v.worried bout this in january.

wait... was barry really raped + is this appropriate place to bring it up tokyos? RIP to ben i liked his rice

goatboy ur new round here so you prob don't know better, but word of advice from someone who has been member since 2007... Never take tv or movie advice from dp, you will regret it yo! Edit: 2008 yo. i spose 2007 was my deppo account

it is sensible rule in a way, like spose if i was to make a game based on Zulu where you have to shoot marauding darkies or the Battle of Maze Hill where you have to throw broken beer bottles at charlton fans. You can't be singling out minorities like that even if it is historical accurate.

is there any more info on that story? I'm trying to picture an argument which ends with one man cutting off another man's penis and throwing it into dual carriageway. I find it difficult to envisage a circumstance where that is necessary.