Bearsy

goatboy can you get me tickets for kings of leon pls. Standing pls. I need at least 4 tickets pls.

i reckon he's gonna stand you up + thinks it'll be more funny if you sprung for taxi. Ur gonna drive tho ain't ya? I mean, after having ur one pint on ur own in an unfamiliar sh*thole, ur hardly likely to want to stick around

why are you obsessed with pap's transport arrangements barry?

mansfield weren't it?

wait, barry is not even gonna have a drink himself? This strikes me as bad form, barry. Very bad form.

i had a premonition that we never hear from pap again. This time tomorrow we is all panic bout what become of him. just be safe, pap.

is it gaybar?

i would like to know how barry urinates if you could check on that pls. Does he use the fly? I don't use the fly at all, I fully unbuckle my belt + trousers and then I tug down my undershorts a bit and pop my balls up over the waistband while i pee. This is my process. I think it's the best one, other methods i find increase chances of drippage.

you could be in for a big taxi bill if he don't.

if you met paul merson one time in birmingham when paul merson was hammered, and paul merson told you that sol campbell used to date martin offiah the rugby player, would you tell people bout it or would you be discretion? Just hypothetically speaking.

i didn't know the prime minister has aides I like this guy's name tho, pat rock, it's a v.porno name. You can see how he might get in trouble just googling himself yo

i cannot reveal my sources! We will just call them deep throat at this time, which coincidentally was tokyos nickname at school. But that is just coincidence. Tokyos is not Deep Throat. I mean, he is + so is his dad but that is Whole Other Story.

i read somewhere it is about a third.

i heard that Barry's real name is Kevin something. True story! I will keep my sources private at this time in case they was yanking my chain. They had some scandalous infos bout kevin which could blow this whole forum apart yo!

i read somewhere it is about a third. I can't remember where i read this tho. It didn't seem a very respectable source at the time but it is the best i have got.

only do visa restrictions on the poor people then. Simples.

Maybe I'm institutionally racist, but when he talks he reminds me of Garth Crooks. Supercillious. No matter how simple the point he's making is Sol hands it down with all the eclat of a proverb. Maybe Sol is an intellectual giant, the great philosopher of our age. He seems to think so certainly. I bet his book is fascinating, I only worry that it would be mostly over my head.

WW3

possible slaughter and loss of land is happening everywhere, including Torquay and Norwich. I will hold off for actual slaughter. Edit: soz thought i was logged in on my tokyos account

I would put out this team: Gazanigga Chambers Fonte Lovren Shaw Cork Morgan© Do Prado Ramirez Lallana Gallagher The crystals will be literally creaming themselves when they see this line-up, the only one I'm not sure bout is Gaston cos of Alice Band. Do we have any other talent in the reserves??

i notice the best actor oscars went to white-faces last night. As far as i can tell Sol was not even considered.

i love it when fermites pair off like this. I will call this union Parry or Bap, i haven't decided yet. What is you guise gonna be wearing for tomorrow? Will you be shave legs tonight or do it in the morning? I am v.excited bout this!

really? then how come ur not posting boobs? BWAAAARK!