Bearsy

yeah that is true, i.e harry redknapp signing the likes of jenas and shaun wright-phillips, and then complaining bout injuries

lol yeah he's the new mcgoldrick

even his name is v.annoying, i spose somewhere in his family history they fell foul of an illiterate registrar or something

It's more a training issue IMO. if you told davis to face towards the dugout i reckon he would play some v.penetrative through balls.

I've got one for you! Tokyos & his father in law was in the bath & sucking off a clown, tokyos FiL said "Does this taste funny to you?" + tokyos said can i push ur stool in for you?

Erm ever heard of retro look mikey??? Is v.in this season.

i quite like this

i use dictionary word like parsimony, and still get called stupid There is no pulling wool over faraway eyes

i dunno on exact legality of what i was gonna ask for, we should prob ask some genuine slum lords. Sarb, what is you do in this situation?

i don't think so! We shall see but i'm predicting 2014 to be the summer of parsimony

used to happen when you hotwash the pony kit

i spose it would depend on the single mum in question. If she is one of those fat, ugly ones you see sometimes i would prob take her tv as downpayment. This would encourage her to get off her fat arse. On the other hand if she is one of the attractive big breasted renters that i sometimes see in certain movies then i would prob let her keep her tv and we would try to find some other arrangement agreeable to both parties

Being a slum lord is prob ok i reckon as long as ur on the right end of it. I would be so pumped if i could rent properties out to single mums etc! I would be always going round there collecting my rents. If they can't pay their rents i wouldn't be like some slum lords and evict them straight away tho. I would see if we could come to some arrangement first.

i reckon you know a lot of people on the left barry

i would never flush while seated even when operating a stationary toilet. Leaving aside splashbacks & the possibility of getting sucked down into the sewers, it would deny me the opportunity to have a look at what I've done.

AP: Ur in favour of hanging? LMoG: Yes, but only for criminals.

i don't think so tokyos, when me + my comrades are running up whitehall, knives dripping in blood, city fat cats like sarb will be dropping like empty crisp packets

i think it's a brilliant haircut! i mean i can't have it myself - I'm white - but if i was a black lad i would deffo be rockin a hi-top.

when the revolution comes, ur on my list

nah it was an alan partridge quote, my man pap got it immediately so he gets +10 reputations points, i'm afraid they will have to come out of ur allocation tho

i would like to sign wellbz! if man u would sell us wellbz for £10m i would sign wellbz immediately! I think wellbz would be a really good player for us, i think wellbz would score plenty of goals. I think wellbz is a nice guy also + would fit in well with out lads. I also like his haircut.

is can i push ur stool in for you a common thing that people say in bars? I've been thinking about it + I've been to a lot of bars and it's not something that I've ever said. The occasion has never presented itself i spose! I mean i get that it is one of bletch's homonymual jokes but i think it's stretching credulity. If someone was in my way at the bar sitting on a stool i would not say can i push ur stool in for you, i would tap them on the shoulder and then i would glower at them till they moved out of my fucking way, cunts.

can't honestly think of any others

pap is my favourite scouse poster on all of saintsweb

I do barry + i know for a fact CIA was monitoring his comments on moon landing + twin towers