I found much to interest and amuse in that article duncan, but if you don't mind me saying i sometimes got a bit lost amongst all the stuff about his extended family, of whom i care little.
I particularly liked these aspects!
On October 23, 1906, an ex-Southampton footballer walked into Cumnock Police station in Ayrshire and quietly informed the on-duty sergeant that he had just cut his wife’s throat. He had always been prone to rash behaviour, including sticking his hand into a fire, jumping through the local constable’s front window and having unprotected sex in gosport.