Bearsy

such lies! My dad's name is Dave!

tokyos and father-in-law was in the bath tokyos had wank and so did father-in-law

I'm working on sequel at the mo, Baby Bear & The Paedophile Panda. It's a ripping yarn* * pun for bletch

those statements seem contradictory to me.

i could stand to hear some more! Don't let the snipers put you off GM i reckon you've got an interesting yarn to spin + i for one want to see where it goes.

save you the bother, we're gonna play shit and come home early. I guarantee it!

nah it was him & her reference for tokyos, sorry for being obtuse! In other bear news, some people might remember a thread bout children's books in the lounge like a year ago or whatever. Off the cuff i contributed an original story entitled "Baby Bear Needs A Poo". It stayed with me that story cos i thought it contained a strong moral as you would find in the work of christian hands anderson, so i made it up into a little book with hand-drawn illustrations and give it to my niece at Christmas. I mean, i bought her something too, I am not a price pikey! It was actually a lot of work but i didn't mind cos i love my little niece, she is only 6 or 7 or whatever but she's pretty lols. Anyway she is loving this book that i made & my sister says it now gets handed round the playground like crack cocaine. It gives me great satisfaction to know that there is an Original Bear out there, educating young minds. unfortunately i don't have copies of the illustrations, you will have to wait till the book gets handed to ur neice or nephew, but the transcript run something like this: Baby Bear Needs A Poo by Brian Earsy I need a poo, said baby bear. You can't poo here, said mummy bear, this is a shop. You'll have to hold it in. I need a poo, said baby bear. You can't poo here, said daddy bear, this is my car. You'll have to hold it in. I need a poo, said baby bear. You can't poo here, said sister bear. Not on my face. You'll have to hold it in. Baby bear held it in and held it in. BUUUUURP! said baby bear. The poo come out his mouth!

She got fat. I'd sooner do the cat.

makes sense binning off unnecessary overheads if ur selling up IMO. Makes the books look good.

If I recall correctly, Paul done back to front with her

I better start saving

I dunno what that guy thought he was doing. He's embarrassed himself. That really ain't the sort of bird you'd want to f*ck in the pussy. Up the arse maybe, but deffo not in the pussy.

In order of number of times I have done wank on them: Posh (I have done her loads) Bunton (she was my favourite originally before posh got boob job) Black Ginger Sports chin (I don't think I ever done her actually)

stop mugging me off! i am v.business but i just went to the trouble + inconvenience of relating a whole story in ramirez off topic thread involving one bear, one girlfriend, five spice girls + a tramp!

i was thinking earlier bout the time i went to a major hardcore rock gig in like 2008 or 2009 or something. They was called The Spice Girls, you may have heard of them? This hardcore gig was at Wembley Stadium. It was hot ticket, all sold out! There was a bunch of us going, me, my bird at the time + some others. I had bought all the tickets cos as you know i am v.generous + not a price pikey! Although i did make a small profit cos i charged them all p&p and i only had to pay one lot myself. Anyway, on the day one of the people never turned up & pub in london where we was meet. I forget why, but it meant that I was stuck with a spare ticket! I was not too bothered tho, cos as you know i am not a price pikey. So we was walking up from wembley station and i had spare ticket and gf and everyone was bothering me to sell it to a tout, cos there was a lot of touts about. I was resistant to this, cos i was looking at the touts and i couldn't find one that i wanted to talk to. They all looked like massive cunts. Then i saw this tramp doing begging. He was a really bad one, all stinky looking + beard + no teeth + missing finger. I felt bad for him, i have had soft spot for tramps ever since i see one wanking off over the window display mannikins outside selfridges. So in a v.impressive and dis-interested gesture i went up to tramp and gave him the spare ticket so he could sell it to a tout and make himself £££ to spend on special brew or whatever. Girfriend + others was all extremely impressed with this generous gesture! So opposite to the price pikey actions you see so often nowadays! As my gf gazed at me adoringly i thought to myself, she will let me put it anywhere! I couldn't wait for the dumb concert to finish so we could get to it. So we went into wembley and took our seats. I can't remember exactly but i imagine there was support acts. If there was, it was v.dull stuff. I might have had a little nap. Anyway, just as Spice Girls was about to start we noticed a disturbance along the aisle. There was a bit of kerfuffle and oh-ffs-ing. I glanced over, and who should be edging his way towards us? Old stinky tramp man! He had obviously decided against selling the ticket cos he really wanted to watch the Spice Girls! I don't spose tramps often get them sort of opportunities when you think about it. My girlfriend looked at me pleadingly, "Change seats with me," she said, hers being next to the vacant one where stinky tramp was gonna sit. I looked into her beautiful eyes and thought about all the deviant sexual practices she would submit to if i saved her from tramp. "No fucking way," i said.

i have the opposite problem, my employer wants me out and are offering double severance if i go and work for a competitor. Where do i stand legally on this???

i would love it if they run it for me! We would have halftime strippers + free entry for u25 birds + topless stewards. I wouldn't like it if they run it for e.g. barry tho. We would have no players left.

i quite like west ham fans. I know a few. i also like the kumb cos that's the one that have end of season boat parties ain't it? I should love it if stevegrant would invite me to end of season boat parties Their owners tho, i mean west ham owners not kumb, they are proper helmets.

That was the problem, big sponsors used to walk down the hallway with bags of cash & then have to make decision to turn left for 20 times league champions & Champions League winners, or turn right for 2010 Johnstone's Paints trophy. I heard this from sky sources.

That is exactly right Mikey! Here is some of the little details in the case I'm building against Marty/Harrelson which may be important or as you say may just be you know, normal dramas! 1) Marty is often disappearing ~"3 nights in a row" b) Marty is very angar about sex, DID SHE SUCK UR DICK? DID SHE SUCK UR DICK? Well, maybe a little... 4) His daughter at age 6 or whatever drawing weird sex pictures - where did she find out about gimp masks in pre-internet world? Did she stumble on Marty's polaroids? ii) Did he kill that dude cos of the kids, or was it so he would not be identify? It was clear he never let that dude see his face! Also check this exchange: Rust: You ever been hunting? Marty: Bagged a ten point buck last year Rust: I'm not talking about sitting in tree house plucking off some buck high off your gash brah Marty: F*ckin prick! This is v.funny exchange, but check this 10 point buck yo... erm isn't that where you'd get antlers to put on dead womens????

It's a great show, no doubt. I reckon at this point I'm sposed to be suspecting either McConaughay or Harrelson of being the Yellow King, i could make a case against either of them but it would all be circumstantial. I might be missing stuff tho, sometimes it's so slow + people talk in mumbly thick accents it's hard to follow. Like when McConaughay bangs on about time being circular or flat or quadrangular or whatever the ole attention starts to wander. There may be clues in there but i wouldn't find them out! I guess I'm just not True Detective enough

home games brah, i'm not surprised to see on travels but i bet we don't see him SMS this season

ok, jeff can you get a copy of window's letter from ur mate for me pls?

yeah i spose so, i was thinking tho that if you take season tickets out of the equation it's prob comparable to league games. I.e. if Sunderland at home in league was for some reason not a season ticket game + you had to pay extra, we'd prob only sell 20K to that also.

can i see the CEO letter pls windows? i don't want to wait for jeff's mate to leak it, i want to see it asap