Bearsy

answer the question tho pap! if ms pap done one would you be immediately on the yellow pages looking for massage parlours, or would you wait respectful mourning period?

Average would be quite a step up on g-nigga. We dream of average!

earlier someone brought round the fruit trolley & i just burst floods of tears, they was like what is matter and i said in sobbing voice, "no peaches" they really need to send me home asap i just can't work like this

i am massively milking my tenuous link to peaches, i'm all wearing black at work and pretending to be emotions. I'm hoping to get sent home in a bit.

Lallana obv, but when I see Osvaldo on the list it's v.tempting, the audience reaction when Osvaldo gets surprise win would be choice! All the best trolls is voting Osvaldo.

oh i dunno if I'd go as far as calling it a stat cos i actually made it up. It might be true tho! I spose it is as MLG hasn't come on here telling me otherwise!

we haven't won a prem game sans rodriguez since 2006

Are you talking bout sunderland?

Hypo's sister is on a court enforced no-bran diet

Yeah I believe it was. Hypo seems to get a bad rap round here and I never understand why, he's good people! I just wish MLT had the balls of hypo's sister and could trump in Cortese's face rather than quietly letting out sly squeakers from the safety of his sky sports studio.

Redmayne is not fit to lace Rodrigaynes boots

i don't tbh

met her one time at a party like in 2007, she was kind of funny. Left a couple little 'uns behind ain't it? bad feels for them kids!

well that sucks first peaches, now this

bit sour grapes! I'd like to see the question sheet tho, by that dudes account it was: a) Would you like to see Hull Tigers in Premier League with financial backing of wealthy owners b) Would you like Hull City in League One in Administration with no owners and points deduction and half the first team squad has AIDS c) not bothered

I'm kind of 50/50 i spose, but only cos the club seems a bit heel-draggy about it. I dunno what's the problem! Dbl his money. Keep doubling it! I'm quite fond of ponch.

balls, not our lads bro, our lads is sound! Our lads will give us another year if we ask them to! There will be no talk of strike from our lads. They're well raw.

ur one to talk delldays! Where is ur history? Where is ur tradition???

i would vote for that! Window Licker or Wankstick Cleaner

word. I actually reckon that if ponch was to ask them, they'd all give him another year. Even L.Shaw.

why would you bother voting to say ur indifferent? I'm quite jel of hull tigers, i think it's a cool name! I dunno bout Southampton Saints, but i would vote for Southampton Serpents or Southampton Sexcrimes or something cool like that

ugh horse's mouth was it? That's kind of worse.

he said the opposite tho, didn't he? He said he was waiting on dumb board to bother asking him bout new contract

hmm i have been thinking v.hard but i think mars-gate must have passed me by yo! Can you provide details on this pls? If it is marianne faithful type situation, prob best send by pm

JROD broke 4eva Edit: That's just my worst scenario top trumps, i am NOT itk!