Bearsy

oh my days. I read that and i was like physically painful in the head! Then i read it a bunch more times and i find it quite funny now. So bad it's good yo!

i like The Sun's team of the day best what's that? Rooney didn't even play? Stick him in anyway, Rooney is quality yo!

He should prob go to forest. Cheers

i read bout there is not a single blick managers in the top 4 divisions. Scandal how quality managers like paul ince, john barnes + chrissy hughton can't hold onto jobs, just cos of the colour of their skin

yeah me too i was gonna tell you all bout lachmans MRI + keyholes but i didn't want to leave the forum dumbasses behind.

plenty of stories was leak bro! 1) Toilet-gate - where cortese had his own private bathroom constructed with miniature porcelain throne b) Spoon-gate - where cortese cancelled training + had the first team squad scouring st.mary's for his missing (stolen?) lucky tea spoon IV) Fart-gate - where cortese killed a man for dropping guts in NC's private office

there is more to hippy culture than long hair pap, e.g. ill-fitting clothes & body odour

O RLY? See many hippies round ur way, do you? DO YOU?

his kicking distributions is quite good tbf. Lot better than Boruc or KD. He would prob be better in midfield than he is in goal.

he's available on a free IIRC

oh i dunno, he's being pedantic or whatever but he's right bout what he said. I notice they're selling Shaw, Lallana + Morgan to Man Utd again tho! B*stards! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2598123/Moyes-confident-hell-land-target-Shaw-Saints-27million-hole-finances.html

Little Girl: Lots of people name their swords. Hound: Lots of c*nts. Edit: SPOILERSSSS

i'm kind of hoping for a really good keeper, not just one who ain't bad. Ruddy, McCarty, Marshall, Al-Habsi... these dudes ain't floating my goalkeeping boner!

did ponch mention the dumb defending by fonte or the dumb goalkeeping by g-nigga?

omg i've just realised I've got no pain in my knee! Does this mean I'm f*cked??? smirking! help me pls i'm v.worried bout this!

Same difference

Saturday 5th April was mathematical impossible to reach champions league day We should keep track of this day, see if it comes earlier or later next year. We can call it H.Clapper Delusion Day, or something

Barrie's view! http://www.barriesview.com/2014/02/the-premier-league-injury-table He sounds like a massive c*nt this fella! Check this: Does this remind you of anyone???

I'm with Barry, taking the 5th may be their legal right but it's hardly playing the game

I was just gonna say the same, Andy Carroll had his hands all over the keeper!

They should make a rule that if ur not trying to stay on your feet and get on with the game then the ref is not allowed to give a foul. I wonder what that would look like? It would cut out simulations, but the I spose defenders would start doing more dirty, sneaky Italian fouls. In some ways sneaky nudges and shirt pulls is just as much cheating as doing a dive. Rugby players is much worse than footballers tho IMO, soon as ref back is turned they start punching each other in the face! Can you imagine the scandals if footballers started doing that?

I'm bit worried bout Jay Rod, I'm worried it could be 6 months before we see him again + 12 months before he's anything like the same player. He's our top scorer yo! Big Kat is gonna have to find £10m+ to replace his 15 goals or whatever! I'm not really worried bout anything else at the mo, except maybe ponch but I reckon he'll stay.

Do you think it could happen in this country? I mean e.g. if the Daily Mail said we all had to go out and start killing e.g. Gypsies, and that we should also kill anyone who wasn't killing gypsies, do you think that ppl would start killing gypsies? Serious question! I reckon I'd be more up for killing Daily Mail under them circumstances but on the other hand a lot of ppl don't really like gypsies. It would be interesting to see what would happen, they should try it as a social experiment.

I sometimes wish it worked on other ppls posts. I could get such mischief if I could edit other ppls posts! Why don't I have this power? Also, my dad gives the best blow jobs! Last edited by St.Chalet, today at 15:55

Erm come round here with ur facts & figures making our posters look like dumb bullsh*tters. Some people