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Not sure if Glasgow's happy or upset. On the one hand, Puel's making a fool of him by showing that he's a pretty decent manager; on the other hand, we're losing and Uncle Les can instead get a good kicking.

No it was Gao sat next to Les.

Just need the fog of depression and mediocrity to clear from Puel's reign here. The players still seem to be suffering, don't they pal?

Birtles saying Southampton should be watching and learning from Leicester

Gao's there.

Redders

Sh*t Cedric

Ref's losing control.

Scrappy goal but we're back in it. Maya's goal.

Gabbi on, Redmond coming on.

Embarrassing - f**king awful. They're playing like the ones that are 3 nil down.

Stop wetting your knickers - there are three sides worse than us.

They're not even playing their strongest 11 - Puel's 'rotating'.

Post-Puel Depression continues...

Gone off the boil a bit after a bright start.

Come on - we have to beat this lot. They're resting a number of players, so are very beatable on paper.

What allegedly happened?

Gary Neville's become a parody of himself. Also now a failed manager - the football equivalent of being caught masterbating in public, can never quite look at him the same way. The softly-spoken Jermaine Jenas is underrated. Clarridge is good too. Merse and Wrighty are good value for the s**ts and giggles, though Wrighty is also now a bit more informed. Hoddle is better in the studio than co-commentating. Martin O'Neill is excellent, though clearly in love with himself. By contrast, Niall Quinn is/was a complete simpleton who'd jump off a cliff if you asked him - given how he impressionable he was as a pundit. In general, though, the standard of football punditry is p*ss poor compared to other sports -and ex-professionals don't bring more to the table than informed journos/fans, except visibility.

What's for sure is that no one will be happier with a Saints win than Glasgow. Always a first time for everything.

Wait for it. Here it comes. Yes, At last. Someone suggests that that pointless, rubbish, ponderous, thick, non-skilled football player will kick on. He has had a mere 200 appearances to show us what he is potentially capable of. Give the lad a chance please. He has got just 5 more years to show what he is made of, Dog help us having to see that shiiite football player in a Saints shirt for five more agonizing years. He has got just 5 more years to score his 5 more goals. What a player. I know lets start him and leave Lemina on the bench. The headmaster would disagree with you.

#triggered

United really are a pile of sh*t to watch.

Does 'Prowsey' know you're here?

The syntax doesn't necessarily suggest otherwise. Open to both readings.