Monk

How do you go about finding out if you have it in the area you live?

Cheers gents, all sorted, being a bloke, I just presumed I had everything connected up, realising that wasn’t the case. The extra filter also helped. Had to tell the girlfriend some cock and ball story to avoid looking incapable.

My modem is plugged into the filter and into the wall socket. My telephone has been plugged straight into the another telephone phone point. Cables are two short to both plug into filter.

My landline is plugged into one socket, whilst my broadband is plugged into a separate telephone socket at the other end of the room. What can I do, is it worth calling a sky engineer out about?

A few months ago we rearranged our living room moving our TV, phone and broadband to different area's. Since then we have had a few problems. 1 - If we recieve or make a call on the ladline, our broadband cuts out on laptops. 2 - We can use our Sky + feature's such as recording, BBC iplayer etc but when we try to order films from Sky store, it wont allow us to download "Ensure that an operating telephone line is connected"

He is an agent I met at a UEFA conference, seemed to know a lot about the Juve wingers move to Sunderland, Napoli and I believe his partner is involved in the Fulham- Darren Bent deal. Seemed legit, he had a FIFA licence with him plus an A8 with Italian plates.

Thats awful. Dominate for 90 minutes, pens that MLT would be disgusted about. Good performance bar the final third.

There is no way I can find out more about Damiao deal. I only know his name was Furio, he is Italian and has a partner based in the UK.

Also watching Monaco give Spurs a dicking.

Interesting Damiao plays tonight!

P.S I must share it is incredibly unlikely that I will be in contact with Furio (informed me about Damio) again. I thought he was based in the UK but isn't. He was here regarding a coaching licence (not directly for him). I also anticipate minimal contact from F# (trying not to use his name) those of you who need to know why that is, already do. Other than that, with the exception of foundation and academy staff, I do not have any stable and direct links to Saints first team anymore.

No worries princess. x In future. Just copy and paste my next inbox then post it on here.

De Ridder to Utrecht

Also Newcastle and Fulham are slugging it out for Bent.

I'll happily stop posting if you like? Glasgow's attempt at witty cyber banter is just juvenile. You can as follows: Keep your chin up and get on with your day about the numerous cack on here or you can take your hat off to me or anyone else that posts something legit that may interest people on here. Persist in mockery and sarcasm and I will indeed be forced into the cyber nasty and digitally tearing you a new one.

Yes, sounds familiar.

I believe so.

EXPECT ANOTHER RAMIREZ DRAWN SAGA BUT... ITS HAPPENING. TALKS ARE NOW FORMAL FOR A STRIKER. this is not from the 'usual'.

Damiao next week. £22.5m According to some twitter

The bid accepted in Spain I posted about was lost in translation. It was in reference to a bid that went in for Osvaldo & he rejected which is well documentated. Socidedad made an enquiry in July from Morgan, club & player rejected.

Benitez helped me win many a title of football manager! Very sad news.

Witty. Was only 19 at the time, literally went to wish him good luck and to just mumbled 'go easy on us' as a Saints fan, only for him to interupt me and say " Not doing any autographs or photos."

Still think we need a winger and striker. Want to see Miroslav Stoch sign. No new information I'm afraid.

Will never forget the arrogance he showed me and my missus when his Blackpool side was staying at the Solent Hotel. The ' I wouldn't want an autograph, there's Sunday league managers I rate more than you' comment settled the dispute.

Scummy cvnt