Legod Third Coming

Not really does it. Unless you're suggesting Southampton would be the only Premiership club interested in signing him?

Tell me, what was it that first attracted you to the multi-millionnaire Jay Rodriguez....

Ah, he hates his boss. Hang on I'll give Mario Balotelli and the entire United first team a call. Back in ten...

No, I agree they're not big clubs in the same way but my point was wanting out of West Ham must be for a reason and that reason must either be a) cash, b) better international opportunities with higher profile club, c) higher level football (Champion's League, Europe). Tell me, what possible reason is there to join Southampton over staying with West Ham??

No. Far from it.

He's better than Howard (imo), probably at least as good as Reina - I'm a big fan of Friedel but he ain't getting any younger. United? Definitely better than De Gea. Arsenal? Should buy him but won't (Wenger is a stubborn fool in this regard), Fulham or Sunderland would both be seen as a safer bet than a newly promoted club. All I'm saying is he won't come here over West Ham, unless I am missing something??

Talk about keepers, poor old Peter Cech behind this defence. Feck me...

I don't want to get into a debate on mean, median and modal averages but bear in mind the amount is massively skewed by a handful of footballers on £200k per week at Citeh and Chelsea.

Hence my use of at 'a' Liverpool or Spurs - ie a team much bigger than us.

What do we have that West Ham don't? I'm afraid Mr Green is more likely to end up at a Liverpool or Spurs.

Snap - I had £50 spare from my 14/1 e/w on the Championship (after losing cash on backing QPR and Villa to go down) how unlucky can one man be on football bets? To miss out by 1 point at both ends of the table!!

Substance?!! LMFAO.

I remember watching the Harlem Globetrotters as a nipper. He could play for them.

Sadly, no odds available on that... I am very tempted by 80/1 Liverpool to be relegated though...

Give me your address.

I'd be disappointed to miss out on top spot, but could settle for a second hand 911 I suppose...

I wanted to upload a copy of my betting slip but I'm not sharp enough on the old IT skills... Suffice to say £25 e/w Saints to win the league at 2500/1 with William Hill. Pays out £83,383.33 Hello 911 Convertible!

I actually think we might win it - 15/1 seemed tempting enough each way (1/2 odds 1-2). Truth is no Lampard helps because we're now being forced to play a style that suits our players - Oxo one side, Theo the other (Downing ideally peeling oranges)... Big man up front to bully his way in. Welbeck on his shoulder. The defence is a bit of a worry without Cahill granted, but Cole is the best left back in the world right now. Johnson is a fair right back. Lescott has won the league and Terry the Champion's League. Harte is a great keeper... We've sent worse teams to competitions - Terry Fenwick, Andy Sinton, Stuart Hodge...

Football blindness. It affects about 30% of our fans. And all 30% of them are on here...

I'm not sure about 9 and 10. But in 08 he was right on the money! Still I suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day...

2010 - we had four points after three games and sat 7th. Which would do me next season thanks - especially if the first three fixtures were United, Citeh and Chelsea away. (What were our first three results last season Alpine, remind me, my mind has turned to mush reading all the bu ll sh it on here about Jay Rod. When frankly I think we have more chance of signing Rod fecking Stewart this week...)

Just seen this and a news channel quoting a time is more newsworthy!! Otherwise they will look complete imbeciles (which TalkSPORT are, but don't like to admit it)...

The thing about this is, where is the source of the report? Their club (possibly putting him on the market)? His agent (most likely). SFC? (most unlikely). Listing several news media isn't relevant because they all talk to the same source(s). I'm not disputing that all those people have been told there has been a bid and it has been accepted, but it could be: a) an agent stating they operate for SFC b) SFC c) his agent saying that SFC are willing to pay x and Burnley agreeing. We heard about all these bids confidently during January and none of it was ever proven. (I'm not questioning your integrity you understand).