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Is everyone as excited as I am for the third place play-off? I can't wait for the countdown to start like I'm prompting a slow toddler to blow out his candles, this is going to be epic. I've ordered a half-and-half scarf online, I've charged myself $150 to park outside, I've got my FIFA officially sanctioned bucket of Coca-Cola ready for the end of the first quarter and I'm going to make sure that I fuck off at halftime and wander back in whenever I fancy. Hopefully England medal today - but whatever happens, soccer will be the winner!

When you're down to ten men against a crap Mexico side, park the bus. When you're one up against Argentina, don't surrender the ball to Messi for twenty minutes. #notrocketscience

As they have raised the subject, the brutal truth is that Argentina are brilliant at football, but terrible at war. But if I'd been involved in a conflict where 900 people died and had lost it that badly, I don't think I'd be reminding everyone, it would be like wandering around in a teeshirt that says I wet myself in 1996. That banner contravened everything that FIFA claim to stand for - it's far worse than a kid behind a tree.

Restaurants that give you blunt knives to use. Pizza places are the worst - it's like trying to chop wood with a raw sausage.

That's incorrect, all nationalities do these things, but we're only meant to be angry about the brown people as that suits the agenda and appeals to the thickest in society who have been told their life is shit because of scary strangers.

H was a pretty notorious inmate, I remember when Steps first started out they even named a prison block after him, and Charles Bronson didn't get that, despite his extensive film career prior to his offending.

If we can celebrate anything as a group I think it's the evolution of the phrase two-tier grieving. It's what Ann would have wanted, bringing people together. Well, not everyone obviously, not those groups of society that she ferociously campaigned against.

Have they taken this opportunity to plumb the heated towel rail into the safe standing barriers? I'm not leaning on that fucker in December.

Harsh has already sailed.

He's just served a two month touchline ban. Next case...

It's the final chance to save our country, a battle of good against evil, the people making a last stand against the establishment, plucky Nige, sword and shield in his hand, the man on the street, standing up for us against the woke leftie/righty elite, in a battle that can only be decided by one set of individuals, yes, the people of Clacton will crown the victor... Though his feeble stunt has already backfired and become Nige having a pointless debate with a bloke wearing a bin on his head. Count v Cunt - coming to a seaside shithole soon.

We've clearly missed a trick and should have asked Donald Trump to organise our defence case. He can't grasp why you could be punished for future games - that's like a double punishment, clearly not fair. Hopefully he calls Steve Gibson and gets it all sorted.

It's a bit fucking harsh calling him a thin-skinned, chicken-shit, corrupt prick. His skin isn't that thin.

Just as I suspected, nothing but a bunch of lapdogs working for union paymasters, and I heard that all the ones in the legal world are puppets of the elite who defended Gary Glitter and turned a blind eye to rape gangs - while the scientists have all covered up the chem trail control of UK citizens! 😡 Plus some other two-tier waffle I've been spoon-fed during my radicalisation by bots on X.

What an epic night! And I can now say out loud what I'd be quietly thinking for an hour or two....Mexico aren't very good and didn't really trouble us. 🤫 Get in there - not sure I can sleep now.