rallyboy

Roll up, it's two-for-one week at Pardew's Pole Centre - buy two strikers, get the lazier one free! (WARNING - their values are more likely to go down than up, all Saints strikers are pre-owned, living on past glories, sold as seen on very old Youtube clips, and likely to demand unjustifiable wages - No refunds)

more likely to be busy showing potential tenants a flat in Barnet... If the bloke appears tonight and slaps a few million on the table they are sorted. If we start hearing about due diligence and fpp test delays then the cavalry has ridden into town on a wheezy donkey.

looking back on the cheery days of those last two home games last season, it could be suggested that the turnout and enthusiasm shown by the fans supporting that awful team was a factor in convincing our new owner that the club was a worthwhile investment. I am still disappointed that the people who had revelled in Prem football couldn't be arsed in that hour of need. For those who did show, we saw some rubbish, but it wasn't a wasted effort.

I fear that the ruddy-cheeked whizzkid might consider the financial arrangements down the road slightly too precarious even by his standards, and he certainly wouldn't want to go into a consortium with peasants like a sweating swarthy ice cream vendor and a second hand car dealer. Maybe he should lead the newlook buyout and bring in Chris Boardman or Ben Ainslie as director of football? It's worth getting his advice, he's the man for a crisis, and if you haven't got one he could make it happen for you fairly quickly.

none of us know what the Barclays debt is exactly but I seem to recall them being prepared to wind up similar companies when it got to £5M. If they follow that trend it's all over in nine days time, and Gaydamak's desperate asset-stripping is his only payback - and illegal. Is Peter 'Story' still undermining other bidders to make a fast buck for himself or has he settled for his atronomical wages? What a mess, and we should know as we have watched one long drawn out train crash already. ''But we are in the Prem!!'' yes, it's the ONLY value in the business, lose it at your peril. If Sky had trading problems at 9am tomorrow, Pompey would be in administration by lunchtime.

Some simpletons still believe that the recent transfer money in has been going to the club. Like the massive wages, it is all going out of the game, the club debts are still significant, all that has changed is the diminishing value of the business. The wage bill looks better than it did but the family silver has gone, there is little value left, other than the potential to generate Sky money, if indeed Sky continue at their current levels. If that halts, the business is getting on for worthless - some bits of land (worth less at the mo), and a shaky infrastructure? We fell from grace, so have Newcastle, Norwich, Derby etc, but the difference is we all have value beyond our league status. Prem survival is the only way the business known as PFC can be viable - so, I still believe they may have just ten days to save the club from a huge plummet.....

you've got to be pretty depressed to drown your sorrows with yoghurt. Do all of our former managers spiral into addiction? Is Lawrie in a park fighting Chris Nichol over a bottle of floor polish? Rupert looks a bit ruddy cheeked himself, is that the glow that says meths and financial incompetence?

You don't put a consortium together in a couple of weeks (unless you live with your mum). So Storrie has been working on something for a while.... That means it was not in his interests to see the fake Dr complete. One could suggest it was in Storrie's interests to undermine and slow the process. So has he been not just misleading fans but stalling the takeover as well, for his own personal gain? Mr Storrie and a cobbled together band of saviours are all looking for power and profit. But it remains very simple, they need one decisive voice with £200M to throw at it, it is the only way they can move forward, it doesn't matter what is said, it's money on the table time! Who would look after the £27M debt without a HUGE slice of the club in return? Al Fahim may have stalled on his funding but the profits from buying a fifth or sixth of the club aren't worth the risk. Liebherr wouldn't have bought half a club, he would lose control and profit potential, Pompey are in the last chance saloon and clutching at straws. Therefore even with a Story consortium takeover of several big-hitters, I see no bright future for them. The only indication that things are looking up will be someone delivering vast funds in the next ten days. If that doesn't happen I think we will see them soon.

I don't know what's funnier, the sight of all the empty seats as the wheels pop off the caravan bandwagon or a sweaty fat man dressed as an ice cream seller sat politely next to the man who has been slagging him off all week, both watching an awful team go down to a comedy goal in a living museum of 1960's football stadia. This season has great comic potential, I do hope they don't turn the corner too soon. I don't wish them out of business, just administration, financial meltdown and to be well adrift long before Christmas followed by an agonising slide through three or four divisions in front of that fanbase of 3,000 hardy souls. Then gain if Maradona is on his way that might not happen, and as the sweaty ice cream seller says, 'it's all on course still........and would you like sauce with that, and if you need to rent a flat in Barnet I have a fellow billionaire who can help you.' I'm sure it will be fine, what can go wrong?

For a mo I thought it was a thread about Portsmouth and their new pay-as-he-plays loanee - Exodus Continues.

one little tip from history, when she has told him and says to you, 'he's okay, he's accepted it, he won't don't anything' - he will! Be ready to be thumped, at any time. It might work out, it might not, but life will be exciting/depressing for a while. And don't be sidetracked by some of the rather odd suggestions proposed by some of the Fred West Appreciation Society members of the forum.

Pretty much as expected with the time Pardew has had to assemble a squad, maybe a reality check for the few who thought we were going to storm this league from a minus position. I thought our season would be a slow burner that would take off in about two or three months, nothing has changed that opinion. No panic. ....Different story if we are still playing like that in March.

seems like 100 years ago now and more amusing from that distance. Maybe Wotte wasn't malicious and undermining, just no good? If it was Call My Bluff I would go for JP's version of events, but who cares other than them?!

I thought Storrie's attack on Al Fahim was a bombshell as was Hart's admission that he had never thought the takeover would happen - the national media has missed it thus far. (for those who didn't hear it, when asked if they could have got an audio link to the non-Dr for his comments, Storrie said that the time for talking was over and he should either complete the takeover or forget it - a strong way to address the man who could be your boss tomorrow) I thought his scathing comments about Redknapp and Spurs were for the benefit of the fans, his actions don't tie up with his claim that he was fed up with Spurs and nearly reported them for tapping up. He tells the fans he won't put up with any messing (as Rupert did many moons ago, 'yobbos' etc) and then bangs out Crouch to his mate at a £3M discount, because he claims Crouch said he wouldn't go anywhere else.... His comment that 'tapping up goes on all the time and everyone is doing it' must have also caused a ripple of panic in the club legal dept, and some interest from the Prem should they hear it. I would have said the forum was an eye-opener for Pompey fans who think the future is bright. And as an aside, I am sure he is a nice chap and great with youth development but Hart sounded like a muttering bloke with no inspirational strength at all - tell me pfc, have I got him wrong? He doesn't sound like the man you would want alongside you in a trench, and that's where you are heading. We tried appointing a great youth coach, it didn't really work out as we hoped. There are lessons from history and Pompey have missed all of them.

It may seem like a dream from our current position and it could take ten years but I believe that one day we will return to have our own independent radio station AND catering that is the envy of the Premiership - Liebherr and Pardew must focus their every waking hour on these two goals, I must have original quotes, and our progress through the divisions won't be complete unless accompanied by lamb cutlets served on a bed of asparagus.

Charlton??? Giants???!!!!! Can't argue with most of those but as we slip down the list of fallen giants does that mean are no longer giants or that we haven't fallen as far as others? Of those I would say that Leeds and Forest are the main ones, Newcastle consider themselves to be huge, they are just an established Prem team that has wobbled big time and could well be in mid-crisis, not sure they have found rock bottom yet. Though Norwich and Ipswich had some days in the sunshine I wouldn't regard them as powerhouses of the british game with rivalry to match Glasgow/Merseyside/Manchester derbies. Then again I would imagine we are off the map a little at the moment as well, but the difference is that we will be back, the red and white giant is stirring.....

hiding behind a bush?? Should we take previous fences into consideration?

I thought Millwall were poor and the quality gulf between Prem and Lg One looks huge. But....we have just signed the best goalscorer in the division and for that reason I think it's a great signing. Crap defences beware, Saints are coming to town (with our own crap defence, but hopefully the ball will be in your box most of the time) I haven't been this excited about a new player since Skacel signed......

ding, ding, the end is nigh! Holed beneath the waterline, HMS Pompey has a madman on the bridge and he's sold the lifeboats. Are they waving at us or drowning? Don't know, but whatever happens in the next three weeks it's going to be spectacular and memorable - there will be tears......but mainly laughter.

Norwich were just unlucky, they'd just got back in the game when the sixth one went in, clearly offside, maybe too much pressure from all of those season ticket holders - just not their day. Hopefully Pompey will try and get Gunn in as director of football.

I hope they are one of the better sides because we were fairly comfortable for much of the game, and played far better than I feared. Great to see Matt, and amazing double save by Kelvin. Happy! - And how often can you say that when home from a game in recent years?

if we do pick up a couple of Stockport players it would mean we have progressed from victim to vulture, and we are the ones now preying on a club coming out of administration. Which is fine buy me!

Biggs on the loose, Schumacher in a Ferrari, Niemi heading for relegation - it's nostalgia time. I just hope he is thick-skinned enough to take the abuse they will heap on him when James legs it as it starts going awry, which it will. Don't worry Mr N, we will love you a little bit more with every goal that goes in.

yes Bert you big soppy boy, we all love them too... Don't worry about the bullies who are afraid to show their feelings and nervous about talking to girls, you shout it from the rooftops.

Stefanovic is getting shoved out of Norwich and is 'keen to move back south' - but not on those wages you aren't mate. At 34 you can have a pay as you play.... Unless he means he's going back to Pompey?