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Bet the fucker's sweating now.

Adding Jenrick, Zahawi and Braverman to your team is only going to strengthen everyone else.

The peasants are revolting... The manager has come out against the owners for being too tight in the transfer window - signing an injured bloke who breaks down on immediate contact with grass seems to have been a step too far for him. Fan discontent with the Eisners will soar rapidly if points continue to prove elusive - the run-in might still provide some laughs. 🍿

He's certainly suffering some problem but I'm not sure it's a gunshot wound, unless it's self inflicted and he was aiming elsewhere? Great to see academy players stepping up and doing themselves proud.

Finally - the country has been crying out for a new party led by Rupert Lowe, all our problems are solved.

Zahawi is useless. When Farage, Anderson, Jenrick or Tice make up a story for personal gain about London being dangerous they at least put some effort into it. They create characters with backstories, plotlines and narrative arcs, but Zahawi's ridiculous tale of being scared because a stranger looked tired sounded like he made it up on the fucking spot - must try harder. #twat

We dodged a fuckwit there. Ineos cycling, his sailing team, Man United, he's had a shocker.

Ratcliffe's wasn't an alternative opinion, it was made-up shit. We are in an era when some people value pub gossip more than facts.

You'll be thrown in jail if you call yourself English now - China will be banning us from playing cricket next. 😡

Misinformation is at the heart of every Farage campaign, his supporters don't care for facts, they lap up slogans. The real problem for the Russian-backed multi-millionaire, Epstein-linked, employer of failed Tories, multiple breaker of the ministerial code and man of the street Hedge Fund manager who cares deeply about the working class, will be that Reform slogans won't run the NHS, education etc. At that point his trusty band of nodding loser faux-patriots will be blindly hanging flags that were made in China, upside down, and will follow their master's instructions to blame foreigners again.

I thought he was ok.

You can't have a party leader appointing someone who ends up in jail, they have to go. That's why Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage both resigned when they did it....

While Starmer at the piano is AI I suspect Mandelson in the red dress is just another genuine image from Epstein's living room, that once seen can never be unseen. And as for this thread, not sure Starmer even has a broom anymore.

Indeed, these types of scandals were pretty regular events for him. but it's been interesting to hear the selective thoughts of people who looked the other way in silence for 14 years. Most people are consistent and slag off crap PMs from whatever party, but there are still Nigel and Boris fanboys here who pretend neither of those fuckers have been bankrolled by Russia, and their multiple breaches of ministerial codes don't seem to matter. Did Boris play a blinder? No, his negligence resulted in thousands of deaths, he is by far the most corrupt PM in UK history but he's even going to lose that title when Farage takes over. Financed by Moscow and hedge funds, he's a puppet of Trump who is conning voters with fabricated stories on a weekly basis. Mandelson should be in the same prison wing as those two - in fact, make the three of them share a cell. And if anyone wants to confirm they're a cunt just hit confused or laughing emoji.

Good, if they can prove what is alleged he should be in prison. Along with Mone, Boris, Hancock, Farage, and all the others who have used their positions to manipulate markets or to line their own pockets.

That's mainly saliva from all the spitting the other week. Having pulled a fast one with the previous postponement they'll be moaning about fixture congestion next.

If Armstrong goes we'll be laughing because we don't need to replace him. People forget we have Cameron Archer, Walsall's answer to Ronaldo, ready to step straight in. And if he gets injured, Ross Stewart can lend him some of the dozens of crutches he must have cluttering up his fucking garage.

Are they still all being chauffeur-driving around in that bespoke pink Rolls Royce with the personalised plate?

Nurse, get the special jacket...

Tories just need to offload Philp, Holden and one or two other lunatics and they'll look normal again.

Jenrick might bring in support, unlike Suella who has probably knocked a few thousand off the Reform fanbase - seeing her circus act yesterday reminded me of those Boris cabinet yes-men and women who would spout literally any old lies, just to harvest votes from the thick. The Conservative party looks less hateful and more palatable than it did yesterday morning.

Fareham and Waterlooville voters overwhelmingly rejected Reform in the election. Surely in no sensible world can it be right that the seat now belongs to the party that came 4th, this goes against the express wishes of the electorate. By-election time?

Is it fair to say that all the pre-match pompey hype about how our players would freeze, petrified in the pressure cauldron of world-beating Fortress Fratton was the opposite of what happened? Several players who haven't landed a proper tackle in months found the beast within - rather than intimidating, all the spitting and abuse just fired them up so we showed way more commitment than we have in some recent sorry defeats. My fear was a pathetic no-show, it was nice to see some fight.

From where we were a few weeks ago I'll have your arm off for 1-1. But, it should have been better, as should this whole squad. Putting a positive spin on it, they blew their best two chances of beating us in years.

His only role is to give his financial backers power in the UK, he delivered that through Brexit, his sponsors made an absolute killing, now his job is to let Putin and Trump pull strings in the UK. If that is delivered, Nige can then take a back seat, because he has zero interest and no plan for running anything. He's just pulling another scam on thick people - and if they don't like being called thick, it's their own fault for being conned so fucking easily. The same folk are sending money off to Nigerian Princes and giving the nice man from Microsoft control of their internet banking.