rallyboy

The other week I stumbled across the Saints 24/25 squad just after I'd stolen a coach. I left Ramsdale and Fernandes at West Quay, then offered to drive the rest of them to any fucking club they wanted.

You just did.

Trump pledges to deport violent criminals, great idea - but instead goes after hardworking car valeters, hotel cleaners and chambermaids with no idea if they are illegal workers or not - the litigation could cost millions of dollars. This gung ho policy does nothing to help America, it is all about Trump trying to create an enemy of the state so he can look strong. He doesn't, he looks like he's winging it.

25 Cromwell Street was a lovely house.

Taking aim and deliberately shooting journalists with rubber bullets, handcuffing film crews to stop them working, arresting the accredited media and detaining them without charge, violently targeting reporters so that what is happening cannot be shown. Is this China? North Korea? Russia? No, welcome to America 2025, land of the free.

Don't look at the economy or the Epstein files, look over there at the National Guard! #distraction

Whenever one of my pompey mates sends me something stupid I just post back that top shot of Ings. No words required.

Another day, another war crime.

Park it in pompey with a Saints sticker in the window?

I'm staggered by that, he always seemed so sensible.

Indeed, if he's brutally honest with himself he has a long way to go before he's a Premier League player, anyone who has seen him knows that. Potential and talent in abundance, but a lot of work, commitment and end product is needed for him to get there, and the last thing his career needs at this pivotal point is bench time, it would be like putting on the handbrake and watching everyone else develop around him. So now we discover whether his agent wants success for Tyler or just a short term payout. If I was the cynical sort I know what I would expect to happen next, thankfully I'm not and only see the best in everyone so I look forward to seeing him get his big move NEXT summer, with our blessing, after a great season with Saints.

Just renewed. I was surprised to see the difference in price between the Northam and the Kingsland, did last season really look that much better from the halfway line? 😊

Mack me old mucker, the only way you're taking six points next season is if you do 100mph through the roadworks on the way to the game.

It's good to know that if one of our players had moved his arm towards the ball's flight and blocked a shot it definitely wouldn't have been a penalty. Goodbye Premier League, well done on operating VAR so fairly, do thank all the crap refs for their small part in helping to make this appalling season so enjoyable - I believe Villa want a word too.

Just seen a pompey post whining about parachute payments and moaning that it's not fair that the plucky blues have to compete with clubs like us who have been handed a financial advantage. No my smelly little toothless friend, a financial advantage is when you fuck over literally everyone, rob the tax office, pocket cash that was donated to local cancer charities and carry on regardless. That's unfair.

I'm pretty sure that every single poster on here has condemned the October 7th attack, plus Manchester, Southport, Nice etc etc. To suggest there are people on here who support Islamic terrorism or murder of innocents is just dramatic nonsense. Talking of nonsense, do you think Netanyahu is correct when he states that Great Britain is siding with mass murderers, rapists, baby killers and kidnappers, or do you think he's a mentally-deranged war criminal who will spout any old shit to delay his own corruption trial and to postpone his inevitable appointment at the Hague? Sensible responses only please.

Is it time for the 'brave' appointment of a manager untried at this level? Probably not, it all sounds a bit Jones/Martin/Juric, but the law of averages says we've got to stumble upon a good one eventually so let's hope it's him - I'll give him until he picks his first team before calling for his removal.

It's not like the Israeli state is murdering children or committing war crimes, they're not that sort of country. This current wave of atrocities is just self defence.

You don't have to look too hard on here to find some.

That was a bit weird.

Rupert Lowe can't even spell. #faragecult

Really? I think there's probably more pressing matters.

Spoiler alert - I cannot see how our current strike force and approach can cause City any damage at all. Normally you'd think, if we raise our game, get lucky and grab the lead we might get something on fight alone - but with this team? We give the strikers zero service so City will just mop up the occasional misplaced pass and come straight back at us. The game will be played on the edge of our box, then it will be down to our plucky back ten putting their bodies on the line and battling for every ball...

Yeah, even as an oasis of excitement in a vast desert of toothless, sideways and pointless miserable irrelevance, I despise being exposed to quality football or individual brilliance live at SMS and certainly wouldn't acknowledge it.

For two paintings.