rallyboy

There's a bloke who could spot talent - he knew how to build from the back and loved attacking.

Another train derailment, coincidence?....No, woke Transport Police can't say because they're gagged by scared lefties and rainbow flags but my mate knows someone who saw on Facebook that this latest attack was by a brown landslide of foreign-looking soil. And what do they do with the passengers? Put them up in a fucking hotel at our expense! It's all the UK's problems in one go and it makes me seethe - two-tier Kier needs to send the brown soil back where it came from but he's not allowed to by the Geneva Convention and his knee-taking union paymasters! We need to get our sidings back.

Enough. Time for changes across several levels of the club.

Bearing in mind the mass corruption still being exposed and the destruction of most departments by the previous government I think that's pushing it. This administration may do worse eventually but they're nowhere near it at the moment. Never forget how the Boris gang raped the coffers during Covid and partied while the stupid peasants were prevented from holding family funerals. The most criminal and shamefully incompetent government in living memory.

Farage has already done worse, just another stupid error that the usual suspects are trying to big up - hilarious that the ones who defended and promoted wholesale corruption and incompetence for 14 years are now getting all uppity, bless. Next.

Not sure about the uproar over the final comedic twist to last night's deportation - to put it into context, if you could have any poster removed from here for £500 it would sound like a fucking bargain.

His socks are nearly off.

Resume? I'm not sure Israel ceased fire, they just reloaded, it's indefensible and just as most feared and predicted, they have the red mist permanently and like Hamas, cannot be trusted. I fear we're going to need more small coffins. And if you want to confirm you're a heartless cunt just hit the laugh or confused emojis to this or any of the above.

It does - viable being the key word. Back in 2016 I wanted the UK to get a better deal from the EU, but I never considered punching myself in the face as an option, many chose that self-harm route and it resulted as predicted in self harm, division and the UK becoming a laughing stock around the world. Now we have the options of two parties who have performed badly, some centralist parties without experience or a party made up of racists, chancers and conmen who have no viable policies and are clearly unfit to run a bath let alone anything important. Just because we are short of choices doesn't mean people have to punch themselves in the face again, even the thick ones must realise it will hurt.

There are clearly some intelligent people who are considering Reform. But if people find themselves on the same side as the thickest of the thick, the racists and the conspiracy theorists, does an alarm bell not go that makes them wonder if Farage has conned them? Many, for a second time.

Shooting practice, 9am tomorrow - should have been 3-0.

No, where did you get that from? 😲 They've been banned over safety concerns, just as Frankfurt and Ajax fans have also been banned from upcoming away games.

Maccabi fans have a history of attacking locals and leaving a trail of damage, so this ban will protect UK citizens from extremist ultras. They can still sing their traditional club songs about dead children, raping their rivals and drinking their blood, while they watch it on TV. The UK is safer without them, Starmer needs to do his research.

Indeed, there's nothing worse than a sick think - I hop those warfingering sick-thinkers are hanging their hoods in sham* #wisewords *If you're a bit thick just add a confused emoji.

Trump has declared peace and the conflict ends after 3,000 years. The Zionists and illegal settlers have put aside 7/10 and embraced Palestine as a neighbour, the starving Gazans have gone home to dig the remains of their kids out of the rubble, the IDF soldiers can sit around with their own families and tell their own stories of how many children, doctors and journalists they killed, Hamas terrorists have laid down their arms and laughed off the genocide as a misunderstanding, and no one will want the bother of war crimes tribunals, too much paperwork, even our own bitter leftie hate marchers have put down their woke peace banners and scuttled back to suburbia in their sandals - it's all over, so many lessons learned, the end, god bless Donald. This thread can close now, nothing else to discuss.

People moaning when you've pissed on the toilet seat to warm it up for them.

It's the same people driving the extreme end of the compensation culture, sticking their hands in kettles, putting nails through their hands, walking into walls etc - there needs to be a warning on the hammer, the wall needs a sign... The mantra now is, I've done something stupid, it must be someone else's fault.

Netanyahu's corruption trial is nothing to do with the ICC, and criminals don't get to choose whether they recognise law. On a positive note, Trump and his team have done an incredible job driving through the hostage release, an outcome that seemed unlikely a month ago, with the UK playing a key role. Now let's hope Trump can get both sides to continue towards the two state solution that is the only answer for long term stability and doesn't let himself get sidetracked by building contracts or lobbying.

Now that Trump has brought peace to the region, when does Netanyahu's corruption trial resume? And if convicted, will he go straight onto his war crimes trial, or does he get a break in between?

Nice job, a good week.

I'm no expert on flesh decomposition but in a positive for the modern zombie, I'm thinking they can transition quite easily from male to female with one little twist and a rip, and they don't have to just take the knee, they can actually leave one. Either way, Farage and his supporters should get down the beach and shout at the first boatload of braindead zombies who stagger blindly up the shingle muttering nothing but grunts, safe in a crowd without a single sensible thought between them - Farage might want to use bibs so the police can tell who is who.

Is the Woke Brigade some special ops unit and if they are secret why are they modelling in an issue of Vogue?

Did someone order a word salad?

If this Trump deal is the real thing and he brings peace to that region he'll thoroughly deserve that prize that he keeps nominating himself for, it would be a massive victory for diplomacy. I'm sure it won't turn out to be just a habitual conman puppet making up shit because his little strings are being pulled by Israel, so I'm looking forward to seeing Donald deliver his promises, both in Gaza and Ukraine. #nobelprizeawaits

With every season that goes by with Saints attempting to compete without a proper centre forward, the £1m purchase of Rickie Lambert looks even more like the deal of the century. I know those were more simple times, you looked at strikers, bought them, they scored goals, but the last few recruitment departments seem to have lost their way.