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Why don't they just go to the country next door to them? Stop the planes, we just haven't got any room - unless they have lots of dogs, then we can take them.

You don't need to get shitfaced to enjoy football and some fans prioritise drinking over the actual match. Though using alcohol as a sedative for the last couple of years is understandable.

Fairly simple - Starmer's national popularity is rock bottom, but Farage was riding high and looking to form the next government. A few weeks ago Reform pencilled this in as an easy win - but they got battered by a plumber with some unworkable policies.

Terrible night for Starmer, unmitigated disaster for Farage.

That's the sort of item that should be kept for the end of the bulletin- and finally, some good news from HMP Frankland...

Some great goals, we were due one of those games. Next.

On a point of law, it's stretching it a bit to claim that someone isn't a convicted sex offender when a civil court has found them liable for sex abuse, and when they have a disturbing fifty year history in that field. Just saying.

Bet the fucker's sweating now.

Adding Jenrick, Zahawi and Braverman to your team is only going to strengthen everyone else.

The peasants are revolting... The manager has come out against the owners for being too tight in the transfer window - signing an injured bloke who breaks down on immediate contact with grass seems to have been a step too far for him. Fan discontent with the Eisners will soar rapidly if points continue to prove elusive - the run-in might still provide some laughs. 🍿

He's certainly suffering some problem but I'm not sure it's a gunshot wound, unless it's self inflicted and he was aiming elsewhere? Great to see academy players stepping up and doing themselves proud.

Finally - the country has been crying out for a new party led by Rupert Lowe, all our problems are solved.

Zahawi is useless. When Farage, Anderson, Jenrick or Tice make up a story for personal gain about London being dangerous they at least put some effort into it. They create characters with backstories, plotlines and narrative arcs, but Zahawi's ridiculous tale of being scared because a stranger looked tired sounded like he made it up on the fucking spot - must try harder. #twat

We dodged a fuckwit there. Ineos cycling, his sailing team, Man United, he's had a shocker.

Ratcliffe's wasn't an alternative opinion, it was made-up shit. We are in an era when some people value pub gossip more than facts.

You'll be thrown in jail if you call yourself English now - China will be banning us from playing cricket next. 😡

Misinformation is at the heart of every Farage campaign, his supporters don't care for facts, they lap up slogans. The real problem for the Russian-backed multi-millionaire, Epstein-linked, employer of failed Tories, multiple breaker of the ministerial code and man of the street Hedge Fund manager who cares deeply about the working class, will be that Reform slogans won't run the NHS, education etc. At that point his trusty band of nodding loser faux-patriots will be blindly hanging flags that were made in China, upside down, and will follow their master's instructions to blame foreigners again.

I thought he was ok.

You can't have a party leader appointing someone who ends up in jail, they have to go. That's why Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage both resigned when they did it....

While Starmer at the piano is AI I suspect Mandelson in the red dress is just another genuine image from Epstein's living room, that once seen can never be unseen. And as for this thread, not sure Starmer even has a broom anymore.

Indeed, these types of scandals were pretty regular events for him. but it's been interesting to hear the selective thoughts of people who looked the other way in silence for 14 years. Most people are consistent and slag off crap PMs from whatever party, but there are still Nigel and Boris fanboys here who pretend neither of those fuckers have been bankrolled by Russia, and their multiple breaches of ministerial codes don't seem to matter. Did Boris play a blinder? No, his negligence resulted in thousands of deaths, he is by far the most corrupt PM in UK history but he's even going to lose that title when Farage takes over. Financed by Moscow and hedge funds, he's a puppet of Trump who is conning voters with fabricated stories on a weekly basis. Mandelson should be in the same prison wing as those two - in fact, make the three of them share a cell. And if anyone wants to confirm they're a cunt just hit confused or laughing emoji.

Good, if they can prove what is alleged he should be in prison. Along with Mone, Boris, Hancock, Farage, and all the others who have used their positions to manipulate markets or to line their own pockets.

That's mainly saliva from all the spitting the other week. Having pulled a fast one with the previous postponement they'll be moaning about fixture congestion next.

If Armstrong goes we'll be laughing because we don't need to replace him. People forget we have Cameron Archer, Walsall's answer to Ronaldo, ready to step straight in. And if he gets injured, Ross Stewart can lend him some of the dozens of crutches he must have cluttering up his fucking garage.

Are they still all being chauffeur-driving around in that bespoke pink Rolls Royce with the personalised plate?