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Having never claimed she would raise income tax, Reeves then doesn't raise it. After fucking up their predictions, political opponents dress up this non-event as a U-turn. Classic spin straight out of Yes, Minister. 😄

Sky make up wild stories about vacant job candidates. People who place bets based on what Sky have told them give their money to Skybet. It's a simple scam.

When I first saw the goal I wondered what the fuck he was up to, then you see the replay. Their guy timed his run perfectly and got the most delicate touch - had Gav clattered him with everything it would have been a penalty and red card. Maybe he could have been quicker off his line, but for me it was not the terrible howler it first looked - like passing the ball to the opposition in your own box. Just revisited - yeah, he could have been quicker and more solid, but great touch from the striker.

I hope he's still got it, though he may be worth the money just for his presence in the dressing room. He should be given full licence to remind the current squad of the minimum standards expected if you wear the shirt. Unleash him.

Sounded terrible but the result is everything right now. Another shit performance and three points at the weekend would suffice while we await a new manager, new direction and a shake-up.

Starmer has made mistakes and failed to address some key issues, he hasn't made the sweeping changes the country needed and has done some things that have managed to annoy everyone.... But, and I'm reluctant to chuck in positivity because no forum needs that especially this one - around my way there have been noticeable improvements in policing, I have managed to get a GP appointment after trying and giving up over seven years, and now we hear plans to include some sensible life skills as topics in schools. It might be modest change and there's much to do in other areas so don't tell anyone, but it feels a little bit like progress...

I don't know what the dislike of Martin is all about, he interviews incredibly well, his job conversion stats are right up there, it's just the managing that exposes him. Anyway, I'm not buying those rumours, they smack of lazy headlines and clickbait - if he came back and lost two games the owners would be royally fucked and finished, an insane gamble. Carrick sounds more plausible. Please.

There's a bloke who could spot talent - he knew how to build from the back and loved attacking.

Another train derailment, coincidence?....No, woke Transport Police can't say because they're gagged by scared lefties and rainbow flags but my mate knows someone who saw on Facebook that this latest attack was by a brown landslide of foreign-looking soil. And what do they do with the passengers? Put them up in a fucking hotel at our expense! It's all the UK's problems in one go and it makes me seethe - two-tier Kier needs to send the brown soil back where it came from but he's not allowed to by the Geneva Convention and his knee-taking union paymasters! We need to get our sidings back.

Enough. Time for changes across several levels of the club.

Bearing in mind the mass corruption still being exposed and the destruction of most departments by the previous government I think that's pushing it. This administration may do worse eventually but they're nowhere near it at the moment. Never forget how the Boris gang raped the coffers during Covid and partied while the stupid peasants were prevented from holding family funerals. The most criminal and shamefully incompetent government in living memory.

Farage has already done worse, just another stupid error that the usual suspects are trying to big up - hilarious that the ones who defended and promoted wholesale corruption and incompetence for 14 years are now getting all uppity, bless. Next.

Not sure about the uproar over the final comedic twist to last night's deportation - to put it into context, if you could have any poster removed from here for £500 it would sound like a fucking bargain.

His socks are nearly off.

Resume? I'm not sure Israel ceased fire, they just reloaded, it's indefensible and just as most feared and predicted, they have the red mist permanently and like Hamas, cannot be trusted. I fear we're going to need more small coffins. And if you want to confirm you're a heartless cunt just hit the laugh or confused emojis to this or any of the above.

It does - viable being the key word. Back in 2016 I wanted the UK to get a better deal from the EU, but I never considered punching myself in the face as an option, many chose that self-harm route and it resulted as predicted in self harm, division and the UK becoming a laughing stock around the world. Now we have the options of two parties who have performed badly, some centralist parties without experience or a party made up of racists, chancers and conmen who have no viable policies and are clearly unfit to run a bath let alone anything important. Just because we are short of choices doesn't mean people have to punch themselves in the face again, even the thick ones must realise it will hurt.

There are clearly some intelligent people who are considering Reform. But if people find themselves on the same side as the thickest of the thick, the racists and the conspiracy theorists, does an alarm bell not go that makes them wonder if Farage has conned them? Many, for a second time.

Shooting practice, 9am tomorrow - should have been 3-0.

No, where did you get that from? 😲 They've been banned over safety concerns, just as Frankfurt and Ajax fans have also been banned from upcoming away games.

Maccabi fans have a history of attacking locals and leaving a trail of damage, so this ban will protect UK citizens from extremist ultras. They can still sing their traditional club songs about dead children, raping their rivals and drinking their blood, while they watch it on TV. The UK is safer without them, Starmer needs to do his research.

Indeed, there's nothing worse than a sick think - I hop those warfingering sick-thinkers are hanging their hoods in sham* #wisewords *If you're a bit thick just add a confused emoji.

Trump has declared peace and the conflict ends after 3,000 years. The Zionists and illegal settlers have put aside 7/10 and embraced Palestine as a neighbour, the starving Gazans have gone home to dig the remains of their kids out of the rubble, the IDF soldiers can sit around with their own families and tell their own stories of how many children, doctors and journalists they killed, Hamas terrorists have laid down their arms and laughed off the genocide as a misunderstanding, and no one will want the bother of war crimes tribunals, too much paperwork, even our own bitter leftie hate marchers have put down their woke peace banners and scuttled back to suburbia in their sandals - it's all over, so many lessons learned, the end, god bless Donald. This thread can close now, nothing else to discuss.

People moaning when you've pissed on the toilet seat to warm it up for them.

It's the same people driving the extreme end of the compensation culture, sticking their hands in kettles, putting nails through their hands, walking into walls etc - there needs to be a warning on the hammer, the wall needs a sign... The mantra now is, I've done something stupid, it must be someone else's fault.

Netanyahu's corruption trial is nothing to do with the ICC, and criminals don't get to choose whether they recognise law. On a positive note, Trump and his team have done an incredible job driving through the hostage release, an outcome that seemed unlikely a month ago, with the UK playing a key role. Now let's hope Trump can get both sides to continue towards the two state solution that is the only answer for long term stability and doesn't let himself get sidetracked by building contracts or lobbying.