rallyboy

Two-tier Burnham and his Britain-hating henchmen have been in charge for a couple of hours now and achieved nothing!! 😡 I'm going to be self-indulgently angry about this and mutter something vague about union paymasters - and because I have the memory of a goldfish and I've been radicalised by Facebook, I shall dramatically declare his time in office as the worst ever!!

Perhaps we've headed off the bullying aspect by employing the victim - he's happy, the club has offered correct support, so good luck with him as your main prosecution witness. As for bringing the game into disrepute, the general public don't give a shit, it was funny to most, no one outside Middlesbrough cares and they're only pretending to care for personal gain, that they fucked up in a hilarious way. Six game ban suspended and a fine? - anything worse at this ridiculously late stage, see you in court. And Gibson can fuck right off, and when he gets there, he can fuck off from there too.

I found Widdicombe to be a consistently offensive politician who went to great lengths to be really unpleasant to several sections of society. And I'm quite happy to laugh at some of the darkest things, but some 'jokes' that are doing the rounds are not actually funny - for instance, It's Hammer Time! 😞 Really? A frail old lady is battered to death in her own kitchen by a fucking lunatic, I'm not really seeing the funny side.

I'm just reading Lawrie's last biography and I got to the KK bit last night. Two things I didn't know, we actually signed him five months before the unveil, and Lawrie gave his old friend Leslie Thomas a huge clue the night before the big reveal - he just said KK.... Thomas laid awake half the night trying to work it out until it finally clicked. He wasn't overly impressed that we were signing Kevin Keelan from Norwich.

Messi escaped a red card when he stamped on the Algerian. That set the tone for looking after Argentina right through to the final, even to the point of a ridiculous five minutes of injury time on the incident-free 15 mins of extra time. FIFA has much to explain.

Great player, nice bloke, proper Saints legend. What an era that was, we were lucky to live it.

Not a good weekend for Argentina - battered at home in the rugby wearing their special Maradona tribute kit, then humiliated in the World Soccerbowl, before fighting in front of the FIFA Peace Envoy. Enough tears to inspire another musical - or refloat the Belgrano.

Is everyone as excited as I am for the third place play-off? I can't wait for the countdown to start like I'm prompting a slow toddler to blow out his candles, this is going to be epic. I've ordered a half-and-half scarf online, I've charged myself $150 to park outside, I've got my FIFA officially sanctioned bucket of Coca-Cola ready for the end of the first quarter and I'm going to make sure that I fuck off at halftime and wander back in whenever I fancy. Hopefully England medal today - but whatever happens, soccer will be the winner!

When you're down to ten men against a crap Mexico side, park the bus. When you're one up against Argentina, don't surrender the ball to Messi for twenty minutes. #notrocketscience

As they have raised the subject, the brutal truth is that Argentina are brilliant at football, but terrible at war. But if I'd been involved in a conflict where 900 people died and had lost it that badly, I don't think I'd be reminding everyone, it would be like wandering around in a teeshirt that says I wet myself in 1996. That banner contravened everything that FIFA claim to stand for - it's far worse than a kid behind a tree.

Restaurants that give you blunt knives to use. Pizza places are the worst - it's like trying to chop wood with a raw sausage.

That's incorrect, all nationalities do these things, but we're only meant to be angry about the brown people as that suits the agenda and appeals to the thickest in society who have been told their life is shit because of scary strangers.

H was a pretty notorious inmate, I remember when Steps first started out they even named a prison block after him, and Charles Bronson didn't get that, despite his extensive film career prior to his offending.

If we can celebrate anything as a group I think it's the evolution of the phrase two-tier grieving. It's what Ann would have wanted, bringing people together. Well, not everyone obviously, not those groups of society that she ferociously campaigned against.

Have they taken this opportunity to plumb the heated towel rail into the safe standing barriers? I'm not leaning on that fucker in December.

Harsh has already sailed.

He's just served a two month touchline ban. Next case...

It's the final chance to save our country, a battle of good against evil, the people making a last stand against the establishment, plucky Nige, sword and shield in his hand, the man on the street, standing up for us against the woke leftie/righty elite, in a battle that can only be decided by one set of individuals, yes, the people of Clacton will crown the victor... Though his feeble stunt has already backfired and become Nige having a pointless debate with a bloke wearing a bin on his head. Count v Cunt - coming to a seaside shithole soon.

We've clearly missed a trick and should have asked Donald Trump to organise our defence case. He can't grasp why you could be punished for future games - that's like a double punishment, clearly not fair. Hopefully he calls Steve Gibson and gets it all sorted.

It's a bit fucking harsh calling him a thin-skinned, chicken-shit, corrupt prick. His skin isn't that thin.

Just as I suspected, nothing but a bunch of lapdogs working for union paymasters, and I heard that all the ones in the legal world are puppets of the elite who defended Gary Glitter and turned a blind eye to rape gangs - while the scientists have all covered up the chem trail control of UK citizens! 😡 Plus some other two-tier waffle I've been spoon-fed during my radicalisation by bots on X.

What an epic night! And I can now say out loud what I'd be quietly thinking for an hour or two....Mexico aren't very good and didn't really trouble us. 🤫 Get in there - not sure I can sleep now.

The Boro board don't meet until next week so the FA will presumably get their guidance after that. In the meantime, just to cheer myself up I'm going to watch the climax of the play-off final again with the Radio Tees commentary... Oooooh, the defenders stand off because they're all grossly unfit, here comes a cross, it's okay, flappy the keeper has got that covered....shit, there goes the whole fucking season.....it's not fair, we demand a replay, best of three? 😄

How did the World Cup get from being unable to see a ball that was at least three foot over the line or a player blatantly punching the ball into the net, to now picking up the audio of a touch that the human eye cannot see? There was nothing wrong with that Croatian goal - in a match played by and judged by humans, the footage put before VAR should be sufficient to decide whether a player has touched the ball. The sound of a human hair brushing the surface should not be deciding huge matches.

It's just taken the FA eight weeks to interview the accused then, no rush. I'm guessing the whole case must have stalled when Gibson went on holiday after his Wembley breakdown.