kpturner

Contemplating losing my virginity the next summer.

How about bottom of League 1 with -10 points with 5 games played?

Couldn't have been either of those - he had grey hair.

You obviously didn't look closely enough, otherwise you would realise what an insensitive post that was.

Well he will probably be able to sign Barry Hayles again - perhaps just not for £2m. Watch out for Geoff Horsefield and Dirk Lehmann too.

Now you are making me feel old. I take it you were not around in the late 70's/early 80's ? :-)

Michael Owen of course.

What clubs has Wotte managed in Div 1?

I know for a fact that they held talks with PA - straight from a Board Members mouth.

Correct - they want him to play.

They were not wrong. SFC were in talks with Paul Allen - he just got cold feet.

LOL - so would I, but mine would keep tripping me up.

Don't get too excited. I have it on good authority that they want him to play, not manage!!

Stockports points were deducted last season.

Ever considered not starting them in the first place?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8050784.stm

Took me a while to work that out but LOL when I did

Good point - will we ever see a league table this season where Saints actually have zero points??

Depends on what sort of bloke your Dad is.

I can do the maths - I want a date you think it will happen.

You'd better start saving then.

Even if we do, we might still have zero points on Sept 5th

My optimistic bet - Sept 5th after beating Colchester at home.

By "new bird" do you mean "wife" or has that gone pear-shaped already?

Ahhh - so you have let the truth slip out - you are Tony Lynam !!