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A police car passed and was very tempted to flag him down and ask for lift. There were gangs along the road and you just knew they'd be tooled up.

Harlesden. All the people were black black.

Weren't you a dancer?

It's a black area. I assume west indian.

No, I use my eyes and my sixth sense. Don't you have the ability to realise when you're in a dodgy area?

I think the place was called Harlesden.

When we were in the JPT final me and mate went out in London and missed the last tube train back to the hotel near Wembley so had to catch a bus. It took forever and I needed a slash so we had to get off about a mile from Wembley. Now Wembley seems a dangerous area to me, but where we got off instantly seemed very dangerous. It was only after that I discovered it was until recently the murder capital of England.

I avoid them as much as possible and would feel very unsafe in them after dark.

Enough to see what dumps they are.

Not at all. We can see what has happened in Leicester. I know people who lived there and moved out because of it. You go into areas just outside the city and you'll find mainly white areas and strong BNP support.

But now she has her hunky knight in shining armour back. You mess with BTF and you mess with Verbal.

I live in an area that has so far escaped being inflicted with mass multiculturalism. I think you will find that people who live in such areas are more sympathetic to the EDL because we have seen what has happened elsewhere and don't want it to happen where we live.

Superb post.

Please don't lower the tone with your sexual fantasies.

I remember the same with Plymouth. Noddy clubs like them and brighton love being in the company of the club they all aspire to be like.

Hopefully not because a season ticket is unworkable for me

I expect he's already done the world thing. Several times. I have a little feeling that one day he could even surpass the achievements of Verbal.

Those lucky foreigners. Did they throw a party when you left? (A farewell party to show their appreciation and sorrow at your parting naturally)

Vote UKIP

We've missed you.

You must have a well paying paper round to have done everything you claim to have done. BTW panda shandy doesn't count as beer.

I'm literally in tears from laughing so much. ha ha ha.

That's like saying you can't be a Saints fan unless you want a fan on the board.

Can the beautiful south be added to dumb pahars list? I remember the rising sun being renamed the beautiful south after they played there (i did not attend) so wondered if they were from Southampton. This could be adapted and be a chant about our fans of all shapes and sizes.