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Thought it was a sh/t hole. Very much like Liverpool. Not somewhere i'd ever make a point of visiting again.

You're getting weirder 1976.

Are you in the wheel chair and looking for a push, or are you offering to push someone who agrees to sit in a wheel chair?

Even their own fans hate Westwood and his band and the monotonous chants. SKY on the other hand think this equals great support. I'm thankful that we are different and i'm pleased that thanks to what they do we will never go down that route.

In fact it'd be good if the fixture didn't sell out because that would **** on the self congratulations you just know Burrows has already rehearsed for the post match police press conference. "Er i'm not here to talk about the decline in attendance, i'm here to talk about what a good job i've done in my quest for an OBE."

I'm airing on the side of not bothering and i've gone on every previous ocassion. I can't see it selling out. Hants OB/Cortese will be well chuffed by this as they have gone out of their way to make attending the fixture as difficult as possible.

Someone needs to ring up the club and ask them again.

Show plates are fine. It is technically illegal to buy/sell a plate without presenting your documents, but once the plate is on there is no difference so who's to know? One word of caution, go for standard lettering as over zealous police have the power to stop and take action against non compliant lettering, and you don't want that.

EPL sounds better than PL. Although I've always called it the Premier League even when it changed to the Premiership.

Not with our square fanbase.

Differentiates it from the SPL?

Oh dear, the conspiracy theorists have been let loose on the forum.

And when did Teresa replace William Hague?

That is why Teresa is fuming about it and has suspended the chief of the border force. You really must try harder my Marxist friend.

mmm, another of my favs. I also love porridge (with sugar and cream). F/ck all this healthy eating b/lllocks. If you're active you don't get fat. In fact I expect porridge with spooned on sugar contains less sugar than most factory produced cereals.

I believe you.

Ring him up console him on losing at home to Leeds today.

If we're still top after the Christmas period then it'll be looking good.

Are you still using your cooker to heat your bed sit?

Erm wasn't it you who resorted to childish comments about Milky bars and HND's before I brought up the subject of your pupils swearing at you. I felt sorry for you at the time.

How is your control of your classes going now after your problems?

You know nothing of the sort thorpe le mong.

When the idiot wilson snubbed him from the royal garden party, she personally intervened.

Read his autobiography and educate yourself.