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:lol: Classic post from the rickety old bridge.

Cue some witty comments from the lounge legends.

Well you know full well i'm a staunch supporter of country pursuits. As a townie that's seen a few episodes of escape to the country one wouldn't expect you to understand.

With respect the North West is quite grotty so it's hardly suprising the people aren't making much effort. If they can't make any effort to keep their gardens tidy and have baths they aren't going to show any civic pride now are they?

I'm sure Simon would welcome a youthful and enthusiastic young lad such as yourself as a personal aide. Why don't you give him a call?

It's like this where I live. But then I live in a rural Tory area where people tend to be more civilised.

What do you argue about Mikey?

I live in a hard water area too and have never had a problem, but I guess good hygiene standards - a toilet duck and a regular squirt of domestos - prevents the unsightly staining that you experienced. And staining (or limescale) doesn't just happen over night so clearly it HAD been allowed to build up. I'm glad to hear you've started taking a bit more pride in cleanliness because given your time in the NHS you more than most must appreciate the detrimental effect poor hygiene has on ones health.

Did you ever get your toilet clean in the end? I recall you were asking for advice on removing the staining that had been allowed to build up.

Sharing the load would be for you to do the housework, and the gardening and the cooking while hubby grafts on long shifts. If you didn't spend so much time on here you'd easily be able to do it.

It's an American term. One likes to sound thick on occasion to fit in with the great unwashed on here.

Does he do all the housework too?

Why? Someone of you lot make me laugh. All a membership is is a plastic card. Nothing more. All your purchasing history is recorded on the database anyway so why do you want to pay 20 quid for what you already have?

Who is your hero Andy - the hilarious Sarah Teather perhaps? Or maybe the charismatic Simon Hughes?

Surely if he's working you should be making an effort and preparing him a meal.

Phew, I was getting worried.

Always had a roast on the Sabbath, but that's about it as far as set meals go.

I think there's a political element at play here. Guly was signed by Cortese afterall.

EW on Astrology if it's around 12/1. If not won't bother.

Does your hero aka Chris Huhne have anything to say after being charged?

So basically the premium you;re paying is just a toilet tax.

Me and the thousands of others... Like it or not Guly does divide opinion.

What is there to get wound up over? A lot of fans don't rate Guly.

So when Guly barely gets a game next season who will you agree with?

How much do they charge for a haircut?