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What a mug.

I can't wait to see her doing the jive.

I was thinking the same thing.

Ignore MLT, he's just on a wind-up.

The Marxists are all around us wanting to destroy the capitalist system.

I wrote to Jim asking if I could go on the Pink Windmill.

But it's not going forward (as so many changes for the sake of change are painted as) it's going backwards and is akin to the England Cricket teams old school tie selectors. Rupert Lowe would have loved it and in appointing the Snake aka Clive Woodward he was trying to bring a situation about where decisions were taken from the manager and given to him. Cortese would love such a move and the abolishion of football managers in favour of a chief coach, but ultimately the best managers would never work under such constraints (they are the best because they have their own minds and defend their right to manage) and any club that went along with this plan would only ever be managed by yes men.

It all sounds good, but it'd never work in English football.

And how long would Keegan stay before he bottled it like he's bottled every job he's ever had?

Just a thought but wouldn't the protocol be for S****horpe to announce he is leaving before we announce he has joined us? http://www.s****horpe-united.co.uk/page/Home/0,,10442,00.html Edit: the link above won't work because of the "cvnt" in their name.

In one episode he was in Alaska in a bar and ordered a white wine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcKyasPFHI He has a fake laugh.

Are you Nick Illingsworth?

Extreme Fishing - The entire series.

Yeah right, great logic.

Precisely, and i'd rather have a manager that is joining us because he's keen to progress as a manager, than someone who's had better positions and is now joining us because they cannot maintain their previous level. Pardew was never right for us because he was arrogant and thought he was better than he was, give me a humble and hungry up and coming manager any day of the week.

Not really £40 on to get £50 back in a short period is good business, and I think it is highly highly likely. JackanorrySFC reported that Clotese spent 3 hours at The Sun today and that the word that circulating is that it is Adkins, so on balance i'd say bet bet bet.

And he talks like Robson Green and Robson Green is a ****.

I'd be very disapointed if he was made our next manager over Nigel Adkins.

It's just a gut feeling, but I wouldn't be surprised if NC wasn't told to sort the mess he has created from above, i.e a direct order from the Liebherr family. His stance has afterall diminished what should be a period of reflection for their father and I know if I was a member of the Liebherr family i'd have been fuming over what he'd done.

Nail on head. We are a Premiership club in exile, they are a League 2 club puching above their weight. The only way is up for us, the only way is down for them. Sorry if this sounds arrogant or disrespectful, but that is how it is.

Reckon we should sign their goalkeepr. This is the first time i've seen NA and even from the short clip you can tell he's a good laugh and has a good bond with his players. I'd be happy with him as our next manager. [video=youtube;7jJ3Bs-lwGk]

With all respect to S****horpe they are a noddy club and dropping down a division to manage us is a move up the ladder.

So this means there will be a discrete climbdown over the photographers ban with perhaps a little something extra in terms of publicity for Saints as a sweetener to enable Cortese to portray the move not as a u-turn.

Bought a Nikon D5000 the other week and am just starting to get to grips with it. A few questions. What is the ISO all about and how does it affect the picture quality and what is the best ISO to use? If i want a really clear picture of a landscape (with no blurs in foreground, midground and background) what apperture and shutter speed and ISO would you recomend as a start point? Finally there's hundreds of other functions. What are the main ones and what other functions are worth fiddling with?