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It's not mky fault, it's alps and dulldays and dsm's fault cos i can't them out of my head. Holy ****, im sorry, not sarky sorry, genuine. I typed delldays and i used a u but i didn't mean to so sorry delldays mate, you riv8itting ;itt;e tivitting thinmg you.

And we have a yodelling austrainian fluffy ball of fun that will skip through the proverbial tulips bringing joy into our lives.

I know this is cheeky but i'm a demon poker player that is wise but brave and not readable, so if anyone has a poker account i have a fantastic opportunity, and this is 100% gen because i'm a man of my word, pm me with your login details and tell me how much of your dosh i can play with and i'll win you some money, or if i lose i'll pay you the bet through paypal. I have a reference frpm Nicjh who is sound, although he may npt rea;0ose he's given the reference because he hasn't, so please please please help me out and let me have some fun cos i#ve reached my weekly betting limit because i have a gambling problem, but don't let this put you off becos i'm in the zone and cos it'll be your money i'll play like a pro - this is guarentee. Sp please please trust me on this and reaed the start of the post if you've forgotten what i was asking.

This is a question is it not, what would you like what to ask? But that means ****, so what the **** was the point. I have no idea.

Great DJ was Pete, are you a bit of a raver?

FUCCK FUCCK FUCCCK, now i been knock out pf the poker and i was just getting onto finding out wheyjer a saints bird (married to a skate) had a dripping fanny and whether she'd take a pic and email it to me. ha ha, i may be knocked out but she can still chat and so can i, who wants a copy of the pic of her burger if i aquire it

No probs geezer, keep us informed on how our geordi pal is doing

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, F888CK F****CK and double ****, i am playing inm £10 poker tourny and have been playing a winnin g for1 hour and 45 mins and while i bin typing thos **** i down from 20000 chips to 1800, this is the story pof my unlucky life, which i why i wanna buddy up wityh dsm cos he was born lucky, made a mod, respected by thousands a pillar of an online comunity. I want some of that.

And furthermore he checks my posts all the time because he's always first on the spy list but this is cool cos what it means is that he see's a tiny bit in me of what he see's in himself, so there is hope for me yert. I reckon, and i don't think i'm wronmg, that he wants to be a drinking buddy of mine, but when i receive the offer it's gonna be tuff to say yes cos i gotta get some new labeled clothes so as i don't let myself down in his crowd and basically let him down and after wha5t he donm for me thatfd be a really ****ish thing of me if i did

not all fans are rubbish fans like you, support the club for a change and stop being so utterly depressing about this and that. We need positivity - we need alps and delldays who isn't at all dull because the mods told me this because i was infracted for saying it and because it was dsm that corrected me i thought to myself this is not just a normal mod, this a cool dude mod - the sort of mod that when he's not a mod is real human being and not a normal human being but an alpha male type lad, a top lad, the sort of lad that pulls the ladeez but does't have floppy hair cut and listens to homoerotic hit tunes, no he's the sort of lad that bounces tpo happy hardcore.

We need alpine, we need delldays, we need the lads, we need the lads, they bring us joy and pleasure, they bring us joy and plasure, If you don't agree your fcking sad to the tune of i hear thunder

Alps Alps wherever you me be, we need cheering up and your the man that be

ha ha that is a classic post.

arrange the words and it works

my head and im a spastic ****, ignore this, i'm off

********, isn't perricard our player?

And we fffuking scpre

No the evil wizzard clotese has broken his magic wand and my saintsplayer has sprung to life.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, get the **** in

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, this is not on/.

After me bragging about how it always work for me now it's not and im not a happy bunny. This has Clotese written al over it.

Alpine can we expect your attendance on the match thread?

Yeah by selling tickets at a set price and if necessary charging for P+P. £3 is more than a P+P price, it's a tax on tickets plus the cost of P+P. It disgusts me how little Clotese thinks of fans.

Not if you factor in the ticket tax. Those who can't get to the stadium for tickets and who aren't sure if they can make a fixture in advance (meaning they can't block buy in advance when they are at the ground) have been treated like sh1t by our jumped up little chairman.

You're right, some numpties will say it was embarassing enough winning it without showing it off, but I for one don't care what others think of my club. Obviously a major parade wouldn't have been appropriate, but we are where we are and we won a cup. It would have been a nice day out for the kids.