dune

i took 11/10 for 80.5 or less steve, dyou recon i'll win?

your just being daft now mate. hamsrters dont need the vote in their natutal environment the cage and wheel is all they know, but it makes you think, did man invent the wheel or did the hamsters get there firt. **** soz i'm talking ********. delte that ****, i aint no ****ing hippy.

right sort myself out time, smoke top up, tv, drink go.

Thanks mate, i;n thinking of joining ukip and if i do i'll be different to the stansard way and answer questions and be honest ;ike i do here. i know it makes you enemies bur sheep graze in flocks while eagles fly alone rfit i have joined ukip already meabn thinking about becoming active member

Has Favis had a save to make yet? Ty[ical saints, you and alps arte rightm pardew oiy goal, cheers for clearing that upv delldays, it's me not getting irony, soz mate , yeah no worries bow i know that cvnr means top la and when theres an appreciation thread for poervlier and then hes a cvnt hes really a c00ck when he's appreciated and ****in awesome when he's a **** corner,

U guess it's timw for a smoke then put the tv on thw eurpvision, please make it so ed ba;;s ;pses his seat, that the thing i rea;;y wanna happen to wipe that cpppcky smirk of his flabby face soz bout the spelling btw, my keyboard batterie4s must low

yes mate, i'm well into the works of non conformist thinkers because we're all brought to a scfipt of what is, so the works of rhinkers like orwell, darwinm cs lewis are right up my street. forget drivel like dan browns, read what cs lewis wrote when he was pff his tits on heroin

i think voting such be incentivised. a miniscule amoun shoulg be added to income tax which in time built up. at each election you get a cheque or tax credit to the value of the pot should you vote, if you don't vote the money goes to the treasury.

Thats not clever and its not something to be proud of.

No, do you really think of the eve of the return to a medieval feudal society i'd do such a thing. No siree, i'm currently pollishing my masters saddle for the mass murder of foxes we have pencilled in for the 7th.

Any of you lot on sky poker wanna game?

I can sense VFTT coming on later and saying _ "i was wrong about dune, he's not thick, he's not horrible, he may have worn a nazi costume to a fancy dress but that was simply to highlight the war and the fact we must never forget. I reckon he#s gonna show his remorse and become a Tory and whenever you see him at the footy you see Dave Xam to Teanage Mutant cyber Tory emblazed accross his replica shirt.

They don't fly in the face of what pollster extraordinjaire Duneulous fantasticus has been saying. (i need a smug smiley)

Gordon, David, Nick Clegg, Nigel, Nick G (no not mr statto, piggy nick griff) and the women who's in charge of the liberals - i think she may be a lesbian which is cool cos i've got a mate who's mum has become on after having 6 kids so it can happen - remember to eat plenty of fruit. So back to the thread Gordon, David, Nick Clegg, Nigel, Nick G (no not mr statto, piggy nick griff) and the women who's in charge of the liberals - i think she may be a lesbian which is cool cos i've got a mate who's mum has become on after having 6 kids so it can happen - remember to eat plenty of fruit. Are all on a ight out with you on the lash, you're feeling a bit lucky too, and piggy griff is tongueing th stunner romsey stu ****ged the week before, the question is what would happen next?

that's be awesome, i ****ing loved him. Proper laugh that man, bet he's a ****ing scream when he's on the lash.

say that again and pretend i'm 5 years old.

Gonna play poker in a sec, ****ing becky, chatted the little ice queen up just now for an hour then she ****ing wipes me out when i go all in. ****ing slag, hope she get drunk and gets pregnamt and spends her life on a council estate.

No i mentioned it earlier in the prediction thread 11/10. I bet with skybet and to be honest their choice of bets was rubbish, only about 6 options which i thought strange given sky is big on politics. Most pollsts i moniter predict 80-90, 70-80, 100 -120 so i'll prolly lose, but itsw not a lot o lose so i aint bothered

Duncan you know what i'd do, and what you should do, make your protests more publicly entertaining. Get giant blow up penis and utilese the slogan "Willy is a massive ****, but we've got bigger balls". That'd really rattle him and even if it had no effect you could have a little chuckle.

The Isles of Harris, Mull and west Denbeighshire

nope, 11/10 which is why i chose it cos all the other bets were odds on 4/6 etc which is ok for 1000 plus bets, won't even buy me 10 lamberts. though that price looked decent a sttood good chance.

I'm gonna have a w4nk.

I done £10 on the " give illegals a free house and make the navy fire giant paint balls party" achieving under 80.5 seats.

go delldays, i'm gonna be needing you to be on top form tonight cos i dont think im gonna catch every detail.

yeah and he wa/is a nob. njot that implying ur like ur bro if you were separated at birth cos ur mum did't like ur hair