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Everything posted by dune
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basingstoke, baseeengingstoke', bayzingstock, nope never heard of it, is it a hamlet or a village and if so does it have the necessary amenities requitred for a full and stimulated social life like a bus shelter, a post boz, and a village noticboard?
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Duncan I am collecting used clothes for the children of chernobylm i noticed the pink jacket had gone and chernobylese people are known for their non homophobic liberalness, so if you are no longer requiring it can i please have it for the children?
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Joensuu out of interest are you related to essruu?
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I have decided I no longer need my tablests.
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With a party name like they must be a voice for us all, what will do for you, me and the people of tsw?
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smeagal is Joesus friend, good smeagol, helpses joensuu.
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I would compare Nick Griffin to candy floss, it looks **** and it is ****.
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Hey Bro, how y'all doin, me i'm as larry as a redkneck in a finger lickin chicken honky dixie jamboree. Yah been a long time peeeastin ya llonny leftty windmoyal lurvic dem o crartic goinger winger. What yah up to Geeeorgie?
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I nearly did the same, but i felt they were being unfair with amnesty on illegals. U saw a Kenya and they need jobs, nick should bring them all over because i went on holiday there anf the food was brilliant. Nick almost won be over but he was just a little bit too bigoted for the 21st century for my liking. I voted UKIP instead vecause they are as far left as it goes not since the sufragettes has aprty camapaigned so tirelessly for the right of ugly women to not have cover thier faces with a sheet. It's time we moved on a realised that looks are not the bee all and end all in a relationship, it's the sex that matters.
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For once it'd be nice if we could put genocide, invasions, social darwinism, gas chambers, abd all the evil sruff that hitler dud to one side. Yes he was a monster and yes helll rit in the fires of hell for all eternity, but lets for once ficus on the good things he did sich as being a brilliant carer for his pet german shepherd roxy,
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No, Dave Xam is a super hero in new caroon strip im constructing, middle aged mutant cyber tories. Jonny is top dave xam (he's the smart one), ducky is osborne (he's the wise one) , hypo is Mr Spin (he has magic powers and when he spins fast it pust lefties in a trance anf they a;; buy people carriers for the one kid school run), and U The architect ddeep in my bunker planning the invasion of Poland so I can use my magic time machine to steralise Mrs RASIAK IN 1976. aND don't you try and lecture me because i won't tolerate disrespect my elders when dave xam builds his big society you can bloody we;; get your axe and chop dowb a tree in the forest cos your winter fuel payments are going on some **** off nuclear missilers. i suggest you start nitting now cps you gonna need a big wpply jumper next winter
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53 minutes to, hands i[ who's excited? :smt041:smt041:smt041 I have notlived for 13 years, but i feel the blue blood seeping into veins. The power is growing and the fres of Mordpr once again prepare to spill forth terror and destruction od leftyshire.
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You se, you thought one, then you met me and told you hpw it rea;;y was, and like a human esca[ing the matrix you saw for the first rime. Join me my frwind, FREEEEEEEdom.
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Do you the logistics for litter picking, the eqipmenst requied and the training need to operate a picker claw? No, thought not, so don't you try and lecture me. Dave Xam will deliver the big socity and country will soon be covered in hanging baskets so mkcu so that ggoogle earth will make britain look like a big geranium, but the BP got there first and when ypu see the benefit and the economic boom as britain moves awy fro banking and becomes the worlds largest honey producer just thoink bacl the BNP and the ;itter [ickign.
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It is the only way. We didn't build an empire on written warnings, tribiunals, and unions. gruel and the stocks is what made this country greart.
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Anne Robinson, yeah she'd be good, thatd teach the spaggy bint for saying thousant instead of thousand.
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mate that's the first story i've ever written and i reckon it was well good.
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no, that wouldn't do, foxes are ginger, the quarry must be ginger, it cannot be any other way.
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I wasn't being funny mate if you got that impression. Soz if it came over like that.
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I do, through my nazi contacts i was able get the full story for you all. They didn't want to tell me the truth, but i told them, yes i told them. I told them that ANS was planning to stand in mamchester as mep and piggy nick was gonna get battered in the polls, they shook with fear, they pleaded, and eventually i relented and they spoke. Apparently mr whippy had just been the road and the asian fella had all treated themselves to a screwball, un benownst to the bnp lads who also wanted snowbals. the upshot was that by the time the bnp lads had got to mr whippy all the snowballs had gone and they were not happy, but lucily mr whippy still has some bubble gum and gave them all a bit, which use and you won't believe this but it was magic bubble and the more they blew the bigger the bubble and the bigger the bubble grew the more it got bigger and then ther was a little gust of wind, not a lot, just the sort of gust you see the flatter a crisp packet a few yards and you'll never guess what happens, the bubbles and the bnp lads started to fly, and inch by inch the bubles got bigger and bigger and they didn't pop, up and up the bnp lads flew and disaster, mrs pickles had hung her washing accross the road and fat bnp man got caught on the line, but then it got even worse because at that precise moment mr whippy played the whippy song, when i say the whippy song what it really was was dambusters because MR whippy was abnp icecream man, and out of mrs pickes window flews mrs pickles budgie daphne. now daphne had never flown outside mrs pickles house because daphne was a blind budgie due an unfortunate incident with mr pickles collection hat pins, and out flew daphne straight into thew fat bnp mans bubble. you all know what's coming now don't, with the loudest pop down the fat bnp man staright on the asians youths and so the story unfolded.
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good good good. fungus and me are going to start a revolution. ANS come with us on the journey.
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I want a new stalker andy, my old stalkers are stalking elsewhere and i'm lonely. Please please be me little friend on the left.
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I think you are being unfair. You are comapring the BNP with the old Nazis and that's wrong wrong wrong. Have you seen the bnp's litter picking articles? They cleared coke cans and bottles and tins and cans and rubber johnies from a verge and now it's a all daffodils and a place for kiddies to play. This is not the work of vile horrible nazis now is it, c'mon give some credit to these people.
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I do indeed. The more you hit them the faster they learn. None of this namby pamby sit or the naughty step for me. Children should be seen and not heard.
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**** **** ****, i spelt the title wrong. mods pls help, trust me to **** up the thread of the century.