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And then stuff like the empire. we've not said sorry enough times, bit like basil fawlty and the germs and the war, **** we gotta all carry big signs above our heeads say "i'm the descendant of a slave driver, loved the cheap sugar but sorry, and mebeee we fint give yuou such a good a deal for rhodesia - BUT HEY YOU SIGNED THE PAPERWORK. So whats it all about us till having to say sorry and countries that aint doing so good blame us us cos thewind blew their coconuts down. I say its time to stop looking backwards and start looking forwards, we got loads of good **** gonna happen like the olympics, the near high speed rail and seeing if Fitzhugh fella wears his pink jacket to the game. Time to stop saying sorry for being british - we're the bestest.

I hope you've all got your christmas trimmings ready.

Tell you what i don't like though and that the discrimination of the gingers. ginger beer, ginger cake, ginger cats - these are all cool things, so come on everyone start loving the gingers. They are almost normal people like you and me.

You never know a burger might come flying through the air, they gotta be prepared for the chance of food.

All saints fans are smart, trendy, lads and lasses about town, all pompey fans are tramps. there you go generalisations are true. wis derry was online, eckon could get some good banter cos he aint got the quickest sense of humour poor lad. BTW i have hundreds of funny as **** joke, but none of them can i post up here lol.

I've come to sort this forum out. WHERE SHALL WE START?

Johnny i'm a form believer is us reaquiring a penal colony, where do you suggest we invade?

I'll tell you what winds me up, the yanks. Yeah yeah we can take the **** outta them cos they're fat and stupid (apart from bush whos great) but when they take the **** back it just aint funny (understandle cos they aint funny - take too much intelligence they aint got) cos they they aint like us and do it blatently like, nah these ****s do it and prtend they not doing it. Think of any film they make like lord of the rings and them little things (hobbits) are Irish, the stupid swarf is scottish (fair enough - ginger/midget - check yep thats cool_) but then there's the english, the greatest race on earth that ruled hald the globe and we're ****ing orks. ****s ****s ****s/

ha ha, and you claim to only be a grandad. p.s i got to 1.14 then had to stop.

Also we gotta work on the floating voters. Solent Stars is my target, he seems like the kinda guy that be persuaded by some logical nationalist electioneering.

We used to sing "my old mans a dustman at work for months" lad never knew why til he found his missus was ****ging one.

What we don't want os council house trash viting, so i reckon we gotta get onto itv and get em to play back to back jeremy kyle all day.

they just don't like southern softies.

never did me any harm.

that'll be sog rubbing off on you.

cool, just hope the guys who are still waiting have some good news tomorow because despite the sneering from those withtickeys towards me when i was worried it is big deal cos picking up on the day affect peoples plans for big big day plus anyone whp ended up in this boat would worry about something going wroing.

Her it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQJAju82ro

well that went downlike a lead baloon.

quality, one i'd have posted if i'd thought of it.

delusion is my middle name.

Johhny i've had an idea, with the election coming up i reckon we should do like a lets's pretend campaign. You being the true blue grandee and me being the moderate ex bnp voter that's good for pr. what you reckon, you in my campaign team, oh **** got that backwards, am i in your camapogn team.

ha ha, try again.

When i think of you lot sneaking in with your replica shirts under your jumpers i have visions of sloth off the goonies.

Dunni about wat normally happens, but comapred to L2 and the Championship our division really is a league of extreme when it come to ability. we might not see it so much because we tend to struggle againsy ****, but thats the story the tavble tells and the table don't liek at this stage of a season

What's that song newcastle play when they come out, i like that?