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Pompey Bowl has a nice ring to it.

This is true. When we played them at night match a group of bedraggled skates congregated on the bridge that takes you to the Nortam end snarling at families and pensioners. Quite how they made it to the Bridge from the Joiners so quickly is anyones guess.

Let them die and build a Tesco on Fratton Park.

It didn't take them long to debit the money out of my bank. The point i'm making is that things are not as good as they used to be. SFC's ticket office used to be superb.

I'm not being funny but a ticket office should be capable of dealing with ticket sales. It's hardly rocket science to put a ticket in an envelope and put it in a post box.

If you really really wanted to go you'd cough up £50 like i have. I can't make the twinned game, but sod the money THIS IS SAINTS V POMPEY. Edit: Just read that you're buying a house etc. I take back these comments.

Ordered my Pompey ticket on Thursday morning and hoped it'd arrive the next day. It didn't. Expected it to arrive Saturday. Still no ticket. Thought it was bound to arrive this morning. No ticket. When played Stockport the ticket didn't even arrive and had to get SFC to send a duplicate up on the team coach. Tickets used to arrive really quickly, but now the service is crap. Has anything changed? Are we using a new call centre or something? Has anyone else noticed how the Ticket Office is not as good as it used to be?

I've heard that some Skates are coming to town without tickets, but that's hardly a revelation. As for this Millwall nonsense it's not even worth dwelling on.

Or "Shall we write a cheque for you?"

Reading their website makes me hate Franchise FC even more than I already did. What a bunch of nobs.

28,000 sold as of Friday, so expect a sell out.

I have a ticket for MK Dons that i'm willing to give away for free if anyone wants it. PM if interested.

You mean like saying disabled people are being punished for sins comitted in a past life?

You do get some anoraks that collect ticket stubs. Reckon you might get a few quid for it ebay.

Yes. It's been reported that if they are wound up we will get a by to the next round and their league results and fixtures wiped out.

I do. I want them expelled from the football league and forced to reform in non league obscurity.

Agreed. It'll have the pikeys fuming.

Ha Ha Ha, just found out that this Saudi Prince is married to his cousin. The Pompey Family Der Der Der Der Der Der Der. You couldn't make it up.

Or get Marcus Liebherr to parade round the pitch to the Goldfinger tune.

Please please please please please play this song too:

Everyone make sure you have either a £10 note or a £20 note to wave at the Skates. This is not an optional requirement, it's mandatory.

If we play Carlisle in the final we'll probably be offered 50,000+ tickets. Would we sell them?

Prince Mohammed is married to HH Princess Fadwa bint Khaled bin Abdallah Al-Saud. They have five children and live on benefits in a flat in Bermondsey.

Saudi Prince in talks to buy Portsmuff http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Saudi-Prince-39in-talks-over.6050292.jp