Master Bates

Dr, Who?

Should be a very interesting game today, anyone ever seen them play each other before?

Official statement from the Skates Following misleading articles in today's press, Portsmouth FC would like to confirm that neither Dr Thaksin Shinawatra or his advisor Pairoj Piempongsat are involved in funding Dr Sulaiman al Fahim's bid to buy the club. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/?cms_id=78&qs_articleid=2572&qs_media=html

I see Nick Illingsworth is in the hard copy of the Echo speaking for me and the rest of the fans.

Anyone see the Echo today, Page 5 "£5,000 withdrawn with stolen card". The picture of the guy seems familiar..........

Too much time, haven't yanked off so much in ages

Don't know about anyone else, but i'm laughing

I'm sure people on here were talking about today being the day teams need to register themselves for the fixtures, otherwise down to Blue Square Prem? or did I dream it? Wouldn't be surprised if I did dream it tbf. Also, by the way, ART is opening up his house, which is nice of him, opening it as a cafe. Guess the recession forces us all to do daft stuff. ART's House

My hours have been halved due to the recession, I work 8am-10am and 3:15pm-5:25pm, although today all day. Todays Echo is mostly about fat people, with Mark Wotte warning 'his' players that if they fail the test, they'll have an extra week of training. Also mention "Saints are close to sorting out a friendly on Sat 25th July against another overseas team".

Does any one have a Ronaldo shirt for sale to give to my mate for his birthday? He's a big Man Utd fan and I wanna be a c**t to him.

Prawned

Buy a lime, squeeze the juice into a glass, add fizzy water and sugar?

Pomegranate one is much better.

A well that's alright, i'm immortal.

Buying Cristiano Ronaldo - £80 million Wages per week - £225,000 Signing on bonus - £3 million Future goal and assist bonusses - £1.5 million The look on Manchester United fans faces next season when they realise they were in fact a one-man team - Priceless.

Buying Cristiano Ronaldo - £80 million Wages per week - £225,000 Signing on bonus - £3 million Future goal and assist bonusses - £1.5 million The look on Manchester United fans faces next season when they realise they were in fact a one-man team - Priceless.

I can't find it, are they at it like rabbits?

You got wires, going in. You got wires, coming out of your skin.

Solar flares to start 2012. Got a different link for the other one, yahoo blocked at work. Ta

Todays Echo is near on the same as yesterdays, "Pinnacle's Race Against Time", saying that it'll most probably go to the wire blaah blaah blaah

Gorgeous!

I can never get down far enough to limbo.

Mmmm.... interesting.....

Anyone got one of those condoms with the numbing stuff inside that helps with pre-ejac? If so can I have it so I can turn it inside out and go see Stanley while he sleeps.