Master Bates

What was?? He/she's still bloody there, been there since about 5pm saying they're gonna jump, it's now almost 7pm, BLOODY WELL FERCKING JUMP THEN YOU ATTENTION SEEKING NUT JOB.

Yes, affected.

By that selfish t**t on the Itchen Bridge?

Because it's easier to draw?

Woo hoo! We're gonna walk this league. http://www.bcfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10327~1688435,00.html

All I care about is whether or not the new board will be wooden with a texture design.

What goes through peoples minds to do something so stupid? http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4424775.Family_the_target_of_arsonists/ My mate at school lived just round the corner from me, I used to be able to see his house from my bedroom. One night the families Uncle poured petrol through the door and lit it, killing my mate and his 2 youngers sisters and younger brother, what goes through these sick c**ts minds! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uncle-guilty-of-murdering-four-children-in-fire-attack-1261927.html

Not me, saw it in the paper though. Anyone notice that pancake on Morecambe & Wise at the weekend?

Keeping his cards close to his chest possibly.

Also here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A52688488

Saw that yesterday, one of the forum posters on that forum came out with it all, and now obviously someone's turned it in to a supposedly true story. The same guy posted on the forum saying he had an e.mail from Mark Fry saying everything was fine, the e.mail I believe ended up being proved to be fake, as did the rest of it.

Happy Birthday Henry Allingham! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090606/tuk-henry-allingham-celebrates-113th-bir-dba1618.html

FEARS were mounting last night over who is really putting the money into Portsmouth's proposed takeover. Premier League chiefs still do not know full details of the bid by Sulaiman Al-Fahim. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2467483/Who-is-buying-Pompey.html

8.52pm in the Big Brother coffin... Jade hasn't moved for 43 days.

Not nice reading that My cousin's recently got to the constipation stage, no longer eating or drinking either, just sleeps. Must be hard knowing your dying yet doing a blog, fair play Marc, RIP, thoughts with the family.

+100

Pic of that Sophie bird in todays Sun with her baps out.

Neither, just saying Sheffield United are very very keen and have made an approach.

Today's Echo has Surman to Sheffield United.

I wasn't being sarcy I was joking with ya, good job I didn't write what I was originally gonna write. Thought everyone knew you had to subscribe to get more than 3 posts a day and pm priviledges. Now chin up.

Bloody hell, about 12 lots to choose from, I just closed my eyes flicked a coin and picked where it landed.

Last I heard denying recent interest in Newcastle *-boom- -boom- -boom-boom- -boom- -boom- Da da da da da, de da. Da da da da da, da da da, de da da*

Meridian Tonight and the guy said that "fans were even talking about possibly even Rod Stewart", then he and Fred Skate C**t face piece of s**t Dinenage laughed

Just heard..... a little bit of wind come out my doggy's bottom. How is this Saints related? because it's full of hot air.