Master Bates

Have we won yet? Oh, and Ken Tointon has 2 fit daughters, nom nom nom

I got too drunk yesterday, went to bed early hence waking up early. Don't know what to do now.

Starts tonight, woo hoo!

I've been up since 5:30am Although it turned out a good thing as I was able to walk the dog at 6am and enjoy the sunshine before it p!ssed down with rain at 8. Managed to read the back pages while queueing up in the shop, all cricket cricket cricket, I don't like cricket, I hate it.

A Mrs S Bye said goodbye to the world, doesn't say when it's going to happen though. Also a funny advert in between a dead P Bailey & S Bye saying: "Just passed? Driving Test successes printed from just £15......."

My apologies, page 2 has a little box with about 120 words on Saints Aid, thought it would have been about 2 full pages tbf. EDIT Ooo ooo ooo, page 16 has a Saints competition, a Mr Harley has won a pair of hospitality tickets to see Southampotn v Crystal Palace!!! First the Echo goes forward in time (http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=13165) and now backwards, woo hoo, we're not on -10 points yet for next season!

That would make a change!

It's happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!! Shocking I know, but it has finally happened, absolutely no news about Saints, not even in the deaths column!

I'm currently having the rest of yesterdays Sunday roast for breakfast and I also know that cold pizza is a good breakfast. Is that right or wrong?

:smt117 :confused: Babelfish translation: Difference is, you can drive the car and give it a good looking over before you buy it. ????????????

Only if I can post graphic images of blood, gore and BDSM

Even Sunderland are getting boughted out http://www.people.co.uk/sport/tm_headline=black-cats-take-short-cut-to-top%26method=full%26objectid=21385106%26siteid=93463-name_page.html

That's made me 'Appy, don't like shrews, noses are too long.

+1 Shame the guy didn't end up paralysed.

Going through some old e.mails and I came across (now cleaned up) some predictions for Season 3004/3005, ferck knows where they came from. 1 ) Lowe faces another 'Chairman Out Campaign' after his 3039th boss quits after only 3 minutes after Lowe declares there is only £3.2 billion yen to buy players with despite no full well, with inflation, that only just about buys a pie and a pint. 2 ) Matchday prices rise to £4000 per minute, holograms get in half price but are not allowed to sing, stand on the painted steps or sneak into the ladies toilets. 3 ) Matt Le Tiss XII Jr captains the other 10 Le God clones in the UK team to the 3004 World Cup (March Version) 4 ) Bill Gates retires to his planetary retreat 3.4 light years from here after Lowe turned down his offer to buy Saints in return for ownership of the Earth 5 ) The UK skinniest kid, Ruprect Lowe (the only kid in school who can afford exorbitant fruit prices) goes on hunger strike after his Great Grandad declared there was no money for Xmas presents this year despite record profits from the sale of land on Pluto. 6 ) Mike Channons robot horse 'El Dell' romps home ahead of the Terminator, Robocop and Maximillian in the 1st annual 20th Century Pro Celebrity Robot Race held in Stonehenge's underground space station uncovered when China nuked Prime Minister Lowe's secret lair in Cadnam. 7 ) St Mary's, now home to the to Rupe's Raiders Rugby team, shuts down after another champagne shortage in Rupert Lowe Suite 98. The other 124 Rupert Lowe suites have their own supply direct from France. 8 ) Snake Plisskin is sent to Portsmouth for not paying his 'long hair' license and is confronted by people he even calls uncouth. 9 ) It is announced the Itchen Bridge is finally paid after the council realise they now have all the money ever made and there isn't any left to give. They refuse to cease the charge though and will now accept personal property and/or teeth. 10 ) The Stone Roses finally reform

At least the thought was there, you should still take her out though, one punch.

Ok, well there are people on an internet forum posting stuff, who are all breathing at the same time, there is a plane going past my window whilst a bird sings, the washing machine is also on. My dog is laying down knackered after I had taken her out for a walk, now there is a knock at the front door, oops don't need to get up as they've let themselves in.... why is that person wearing a mask, gloves and holding a machete, they're walking over towards mmmmmmmfkopdkjs ewf fghukfhljfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I have, but it wasn't takeover related AND there's already a thread on it so didn't need to. I can, how ever, provide you with a pm

I'm calling the mental health.

Office worker.

Sorry WS but I have to disagree with you, Wotte can't leave, otherwise it would have been a waste of time in doing this to myself | | | | | | | | |

Very ghey, pool's better (for me due to short sightedness)

Makes the song quite deep, especially when sung extra slow, i'm off to join the cue at the Itchen Bridge again.....

To which tune should this be sung too?

Bill Murray's put on weight!