Master Bates

Boom boom boom boom, Doing shit as un assumed, I don't think we'll get 8 now, Gillingham take a bow

If I was Martin, I'd be throwing my arms about at half time

Djenepo (PO!), He is as shit as you knoooow, We should have just let him go, You are destructable-le, Better belieeeeeve, Djenepo

WEEEEE GOT MARTIN, RUSSELL MARTIN, I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, HE'S GONNA TAKE US UP, AND MAYBE WIN A CUP, WE GOT RUSSELL MAAARTIN!

I'm good, I'm always a Radio Solent man in Southampton, home of the Saints and all that. Nice to meet ya, glad I'm not alone.

I found Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake if it helps.

I saw it 2 days ago when I got his autograph and he walked away.

Saints willing to let Sulemana join Everton on loan, Everton want to buy.

6 0 tonight

Lavia bid accepted???

Assuming no Lavia & Ward-Prowse tonight over the cup tied rule thing in case they leave.

Another Liverpool bid rejected for Lavia, £46m.

Does that count as 2 records broken then

Ah that's fair. The last 2 digits in the short catergory are good numbers together though.

It looks like the 9 just gone done a roly poly.

969

TOP OF THE LEAGUE TEMPORARILY FOR NOW, GREAT GAME AND A CHAMPIONSHIP RECORD ALREADY BROKEN 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎆🎇✨🎇🎆✨✨🎇🎆🎇🎇 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 🍕🍕🍕🍔🍟🍔🍕🍕🍕

Saints have broken the record for the most passes in the first half of a Championship game with 477 passes

WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE, WE'RE TOP OF THE LEEEEAGUE, WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON, WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE

Plus I've never done it before so who knows, I might end up with a great track record.

WE'RE THE BEST TEAM ON THE SOUTH COAST, WE PLAY IN RED AND WHITE, WE'RE FUCKING DYNAMITE, AND WE LOST LIVRAMENTO

Ward-Prowse free-kick

How did you know his name was Scott?

I'm writing him off straight away.