Waterside.saint

Doubt they'd be able to bring themselves to support a club that far West of them TBH. They will just have to pray that Eastleigh don't get promoted because that would be the end for them

I can see it now : Undergraduate and postgraduate degrees in Nutjob Studies by distance learning on PTS. Degrees validated by rallyboy with units offered in Fatpipes thermodynamics, fishfolk evolution and sociology of bellringing by tattooed clowns.

Dave Jones must have fallen on hard times then

9 points left for them to play for and the playoffs now 12 points away. Mind the gap

bless

Maybe, but I think you'll find that their brand of arrogance is the bestest, most hubric and karmic kind of smugness that ever was

Perfect. Results elsewhere in L2 have not been kind to them so they're in the hideous position of not being able to relax for a second because there is still a notional, if wafer thin, chance of them making play-off heaven. Oh deary deary me #karma

They don't get much good news, so what little cheer comes their way is understandably scraped rather thinly over the burnt crumbly toast of their sad lives

Sorted.

Thats left them marooned 11 points between the drop zone and the playoffs again, but now with only 18 points left to play for. They really couldn't afford to drop those points today

RB raises an interesting point regarding perceptions of debt on the septic isle, where 'sums owed' have more of a Zen nature than is usual in the outside world. In their world, just as a tree falling in the forest makes no sound if there is no-one to hear it, so debts run up by the bestest only count if the board says they do. Would that we could all perform such magic, I'd be living in Chilworth and driving a Ferrari

You're forgetting their greatest asset ie. their loyal 250000 fanbase. No one can put a price on that, because each and every one of them is a shareholder innit

How about 'Raddled Harlot'?

"Portsmythmatics is the most powerful computational force known to parascience... Portsmythmatics is a way of understanding the behavior of septic islanders. Just as Einstein observed that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement through space, so it was realized that facts are not absolute, but depend on being the Bestest." (With apologies to the late great Douglas Adams)

And there you have it, RB. In other news: Outstanding.

Credit where its due Sue, he's making the #bestest look #beatable

Nyron Nosworthy. Already on one yellow, looks as if he's looking for another to go with it

Portsmouth 0-2 Shrewsbury

They're currently 12 points north of the L2 relegation zone and 12 points south of the playoffs. Its the hope that'll kill them

#Portsmyth number 4686321

I nearly went green with envy, then I remembered where we are and where they are

None of us can help how we're made, but that expression reminds me of an expired halibut

Result they're currently 9 points south of the playoffs, how long until its mathematically impossible for them to escape?