Waterside.saint

And the silence is palpable as the penny begins to drop...

They never seem to learn, this could run and run Early signs are that this may not, perhaps, provide the rich seams of comedy gold they mined with Joseph Cala's undersea resorts nor the belly laughs we shared here about their fake sheik, but perhaps they are, none the less, about to explore strange new ways of being hilarious, to seek out new depths of embarrassment and new opportunities for provoking mirth, to go boldly where no fishy friends have gone before.

Dear moderators, can we have an emoticon showing a bloke eating popcorn as they sit down in anticipation of being royally entertained, please? Maybe like this:

Fresh meat

Might be worth a punt, the money would compensate somewhat for any momentary hiccough on their journey to oblivion

Whats the difference between Pompey and a samosa? ... a samosa can have three points

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-slide-to-defeat-at-s****horpe-1-4756639 Pompey Pravda's comments section is starting to look like a franchise operation for PTS

An escape seems biblically unlikely. They would need to have, lets see, something to blackmail the authorities? Actually, considering the number of bullets they've dodged so far, maybe they do...

'poole's game in hand is away to Swindon. But if they can park the bus and snatch a point that would be a result

Having been robbed of that precious point they thought they'd won, they will have to cancel the open-top bus tour they'd already booked for Wednesday

Cue Montgomery Burns: Eeeexxxcellent

How about LLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLL? I know I'm taking a liberty in expressing their recent form of 8 straight losses twice, but what the hell. Poetic licence

That would be the H-word. Incidentally, this result makes their GD the 2nd worst in Lg2. Come on you poolies!

No.

God bless sibling rivalry

Sodje (the other one) - you beauty

Surely he's their 'impact super sub', their ace-in-the-hole, the rabbit up their sleeve? ... oh

The open-top bus will be out on Southsea Common tomorrow if they get a point tonight

Scunny score, making them 8 points from safety, or 18 points including their deduction 20 S*horpe 30 -19 29 21 Oldham 30 -15 27 22 Bury 29 -13 26 23 Portsmouth 30 -21 21 24 Hartlepool 29 -26 19

BBC Sport has presented a summary of the current legal shenanigans down the road - what caught my eye as a self-respecting card-carrying nutjob was their 'whos who' panel Shame they didn't go the whole hog & call it the Pompey Takeover Saga http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21261611 ___________________________________________________________________________________ Who is who in Pompey saga PST - The Supporters' Trust hoping to buy Portsmouth Football Club. PKF - The administrators dealing with the sale of Pompey. Portpin - Former owners of the club, led by Balram Chainrai, who are also vying for control of Pompey. Walker Morris - Law firm representing Portpin/Chainrai. Sacha Gaydamak - Proprietor of land around Fratton Park owned through Miland Developments. David Rubin & Partners LLP - Administrators of Miland Developments. REL - Robinson Estates Limited

With any luck Scunny will beat them hollow tonight. That would make 8 losses on the spin LLLLLLLL, only another another 16 to go, I can hear their much-depleted 'atmosphere choir' singing their new Pompey Anthem from the broken-down remnants of fortress fatpipes at their last home fixture, "LLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Well I'm shocked. The bestest fans in the whole wide world unable to keep their shop afloat? Doesn't make sense, must be some mistake or more likely a faaaaaackin' scummah WUM

Would it not be dreadful if they spent all that money - you know, that money which is in such short supply for them - getting the team up there, & then had it cancelled at the last minute?

Perfect!

Dear Moderators, Can we have a :snork: emoticon please? Something like a coffee drinker spitting beverage into their keyboard because they're laughing so much at the antics of those little scamps dows the road at Fortress Fatpipes