Waterside.saint

Hilarious. Sould be titled '#factlessallen's bunker meltdown'

'Why would anyone in their right mind want to invest in Portsmouth, a club in administration diving towards the fourth tier of English football, their brand in tatters and at imminent risk of liquidation? ' Why indeed

If you mean the much-adjourned Court appearance, I think thats tomorrow - Thursday 21st? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21444012

Tragic.

The Comedy of Errors Not a work by Shakespeare, just the result of an ingrained culture of insolvent trading

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Actually I can see that. I always thought she looked as if she had a bit more imagination that some of them. Mind, you'd need a *lot* of imagination with any of 'em

Although their actions have been necessarily cloaked in operational secrecy, the day will come - like those who worked at Bletchley Park or within the Special Operations Executive (SOE) - when the story of our agents can be told. I don't think I'd be giving much away if I were to hint that agents Birch, Cala, Chanrai et al. will soon be able to stand up proudly to acknowledge the significant - if covert - parts they have played in the skates' downfall.

+the 4 clubs above them all have games in hand

I shall be opening that beer now

Yes! you beauty

'You see, Baldrick, when I was a baby, I was savaged by a turbot' Lord Percy, Blackadder II

bugger. Come on Carlisle

And an inferred 20% season ticket holder premium, OK they didn't all turn up but they'd paid to be there and never mind the details

It really is an utter shed. How long were they in the top flight for?

LLLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLLLDL hopefully. Sounds more & more like a desparate plea for a branch of their favourite budget brand supermarket to replace Fortress Fatpipes

Listen carefully, you can just about make it out: 'Don't wind up the billionaire,' they sing. 'Never mind yer keyboard art,' 'Watch out - watch out! - for lawyers smart' 'They'll make you wish you'd plugged yer ring'

I can't see HMS Collingwood and the University of Portsmouth letting their Pompey Dreams die. They'll besiege Fortress Fatpipes begging for 'one more chance' to regain their status as Pompey fraud victims when the rent somehow, inexplicably, doesn't get paid - 'the cheques in the post. No? OK it was a mistake by our accounts dept. No? Er... Um...'

Have you tried one of those inflatable ones?

"Something will turn up." - Wilkins Micawber in David Copperfield

Nicely put.

The lonely sound of the 'penny mordaunt' dropping for a solitary skate: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-court-date-postponed-again-1-4784819 taybrn 7:31 AM on 14/02/2013 SAY GOODBYE TO OUR CLUB. This has now become a joint operation between the PFA and the FL. They intend to keep the court case going until the end of the season.That way all games will have been played and they don't have the embarrasment of taking points won and lost against Pompey away from other clubs. Pompey will then be thrown out of the league for not having come out of administration. This is the FL's warning to other clubs to get their finances in order. Our mighty club will be a lesson to other clubs sort out your finances or we will do to you what we did to Portsmouth. To those waiting on the sidelines for PLAN B. Please can I ask where is your team going to play? it wont be at Fratton Park.

You're all heart

The HNW's 'pompey dream' is fast becoming something they'll need years of therapy for