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Perhaps that's why they're called 'the phew'

This is easily explained by the septic few's adept grasp of Doublethink: "The power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them... To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them, to forget any fact that has become inconvenient, and then, when it becomes necessary again, to draw it back from oblivion for just as long as it is needed, to deny the existence of objective reality and all the while to take account of the reality which one denies – all this is indispensably necessary. Even in using the word doublethink it is necessary to exercise doublethink. For by using the word one admits that one is tampering with reality; by a fresh act of doublethink one erases this knowledge; and so on indefinitely, with the lie always one leap ahead of the truth." - Orwell, George (1949). Nineteen Eighty-Four. Martin Secker & Warburg Ltd, London, part 1, chapter 3, pp 32

getting late & hit submit button x2

Credit where its due. Oh...

"Taxes are only paid by the little people" - Leona Mindy Roberts Helmsley, the 'Queen of Mean'

Come on you shrimpers

At the risk of repeating myself...

Buying off the Liquidator - £1.6m Bottom of the Football League - Priceless.

I love the Oxford manager's parting shot: "Kitson was outstanding for us. He was everywhere & not just because he'd been shafted by the bestest & had a point to prove" (slight paraphrase)

Not a great one for Murdoch's rags as a rule, but that made me lol

Nicely put

Only until the rotting carcase bursts. Wonderful how far you can push a metaphor sometimes

http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/D3/runin.html football365 show them as starting on -10 Do they know something we don't

POL will be in melt-down

"... perhaps the worst ever to wear the shirt. Get a well-deserved reputation for being a badly-run laughing stock..." I fixed it for him

Carlsberg don't do Div.4 results but if they did...

Wait until they boo their team off the pitch at full time (assuming there are enough of them still at Fatpipes)

Anyone know what Kitson's yellow card was for? Over the top celebration maybe?

Pompey 1 - 4 Oxford Happy days

And this *before* Kitson gets his hat-trick

Yeah baby

I think we can safely assume that (a) Oxford are playing out of their skins for their 'cup final' and (b) the ref is overawed by the occaision