Waterside.saint

I couldn't find him on the government's official apprenticeship website http://www.apprenticeships.org.uk/ but perhaps he's running his own scheme on the assumption that no-one in their right mind would have anything to do with them

The wit, schadenfreude and satire which characterises a high proportion of the posts on here is a testament to the sheer talent, dedication and committment of PTS nutjobs everywhere. I'm proud to play a small part in this great enterprise. Take a bow, nutjobs.

Perhaps one of those saucy nuns would inspire the team:bun:

They're b*ggered for a generation whatever happens, and we can enjoy more schadenfreude and many more laughs as the self-fulfilling prophecy that is PFC continues its hilarious spiral of decline

PKF http://www.pkf.co.uk/ PDT could that refer to PST? http://www.pompeytrust.com/

Well, we haven't got a water feature yet. Perhaps 'Sh1t Creek'? As in 'up the afore-mentioned without a paddle'

Perhaps someone could submit an outline planning application to PCC for the proposed prestige development at Fatpipes Meadow with the proposed road and street names filled in ready

Cue protestations of 'Our p1ssed-off-former pompey players were the wrong kind of legends and wanted to be paid something after all' 'Loan? What loan? Oh *that* loan! sorry, its gone to pay more mercenaries so we could be competitive in L2' etc. etc. in 5 months time

I fixed it for you

Portpin Parade Antonov Avenue

Fatpipe Meadows OK my febrile imagination is having a party here- suggestions on a postcard for street names on this prestige development: The streets and byways: Cala Circus Storey Teller Street EndOfThe Road Saints Way CutOffWithoutaCent Crescent Liquidation Close FullyFundedPST Square Debt Hill EmptyWindSwept Terrace FakeSheikh Mews FactlessAllen Lane Drunkards Walk FatPenny Path ArmsDealer Alley The blocks of flats: SoonBeBackIn Court HMRC House RollOutTheOpenTopBusWeScoredA Point ICanSeeMoneyfieldsFromHere Tower And of course, the cul-de-sac- Chanrai End.

Cause enough to roll the open top bus out again 'not only did we get a point, we were in front for a bit'

And according to http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/D2/runin.html Their highest possible finishing position is 8th, which means they *cannot* now be promoted. So their 'go for broke, never mind the wages' policy worked well then

come on you dons

bugger.

They're holding a plucky point with 0-0 at present. The franchise-wielding dons are playing a substitute goalie but I have high hopes for agents Connolly and McLeod

Another mouthwatering clash of titans, this time the pluckiest are pitched against the franchise-holding 'dons. Can they stretch their record-beating run to LLLLLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLDDLL

'By their works shall ye know them' The Bible

5 points out of the last 66 Down down deeper & down

Let me see: LLLLLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLDDL

And Agent Connolly comes on for the skates. Hopefully Barnard and Connolly will have worked something out

Sodje's red carded - what could possibly go wrong for them now?

Karma is indeed rewarding the skates - and not in a good way