Waterside.saint

Plenty more laughs to be had at their expense. As wiser heads have said, they're b*ggered for a generation

Messi must be out of contract soon?

Back to Greggs for Fatpenny then

That will be a dazzling sight - Fatpenny dressed as a gooseberry with pie crumbs all down her front

lol

In the same spirit in which some have bet modest sums on Saints' being relegated in order to soften the blow were that to happen, I will go with the judge deciding in their favour. But my fingers will be crossed behind my back

'Green' I can see - the colour of springtime renewal. But 'resplendent'? Some mistake surely? She'd look like a gooseberry

Which will no doubt be spun by factlessallen as 'A rip-roaring NIL -NIL VICTORY' because they got a point at home against a top-15-L1 club Respect

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/fair-play-calculation.html

Who, Lawro?

D'oh.

I fixed it for you

Perhaps he'd been laid down to mature?

you beauty

Karma.

Think he played for Reading in the '80s?

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S****horpe won which has left the skates needing two more points to beat the drop than they would have before today result

Agent Barnard substituted. B*mmer

Hopefully Agent Barnard has enough energy left for another goal, right at the end of injury time for best psychological impact

I'm astonished that King Edwards school let their Pompey Dream die, that must have been a real dilemma, 'Hmmm, we can either allow ourselves to be shafted for ever & a day by the bestest or raise the fees, what to do, what to do?'

Cheats FC - although they really have only two faults: (1) Everything they say (2) Everything they do

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