Waterside.saint

Dave Kitson who, lest we forget, was P*mpey through and through, seems now to have let his Pompey Dream die: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23085801 Oxford have signed free agent and former Sheffield United striker Dave Kitson on a two-year contract. The 33-year-old scored 12 times in 37 games for the Blades last campaign as they missed out on promotion to the Championship via the play-offs. And after being released this summer, the ex-Reading, Stoke and Portsmouth forward will join the U's on 1 July. "I had a number of clubs interested but the ambition and set-up here is excellent," he told the Oxford website. "It is a good club with a good manager and a very good squad. "Oxford is the only League Two club that I considered because at this stage in my career I am looking to be part of a successful promotion campaign. Perhaps he knows something they don't

Ah, Morecambe. I remember it well - the run-down boarding houses, the endless mud flats; the place where, when people die, they don't bury them: they stand them in line at bus stops and put Bingo tickets in their mouths. Now why should that remind me of Portsea Island?

Gotta love this one: "Portsmouth. In many ways it would have been better if the ‘planners’ had left it as the Luftwaffe intended, because its now an assault on the senses peopled entirely by abusive youths and selfish drivers of white vans and 4x4s."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22579588

I fixed it for you

Phew

It will do my old heart a power of good to see Agent Beatie take 6 points from the Cheats.

God bless those parachute payments, they're like an inexhaustible hose of money that can apparently be used for any purpose.

Wet Sham may be unable to sign Andy Carroll permanently due to incoming financial fair play rules: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/west-ham-boss-sam-allardyce-warns-ffp-rules-could-blow-deal-for-liverpool-striker-andy-carroll-8573871.html

Skate haven to be turned into shops ...not what you might think though http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/12/skateboarding-south-bank

lol

Quite right, only I'd have put 'Lada' instead of 'Ferrari'

I can't help thinking of Lady Bracknell: 'To have been obliged to seek protection from your creditors once, Mr. Pompey, may be regarded as a misfortune. To have done so on four recent occaisions looks like your taking the p*ss'

:suspicious:

Rearrange the following into a well-known trope: in Devil the is The Detail

Sounds like no-one I'd like to tangle with ...

Pompey - the gift that keeps on giving. I am beginning to think there could be some coffee over keyboard moments before bedtime

And so it begins...

:suspicious:

Plenty more laughs to be had at their expense. As wiser heads have said, they're b*ggered for a generation

Messi must be out of contract soon?

Back to Greggs for Fatpenny then

That will be a dazzling sight - Fatpenny dressed as a gooseberry with pie crumbs all down her front